Silliness Lowlife scum Live longer

SameOldStory · 09-23-2010, 03:14 PM

Or maybe "Short people live longer"?

At any rate, you have an advantage if you live your life in the gutter.

Einstein's Big Theory Holds Up on a Small Scale

" if one twin spent 79 years living at an altitude 1 foot higher than her sister, the first twin would end up approximately 90 billionths of a second older, "

HarryT · 09-23-2010, 03:19 PM

This has actually been proved for a long time. If you put two atomic clocks in a tower, one at the top and one at the bottom, the one at the bottom runs slightly more slowly.

Sparrow · 09-23-2010, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SameOldStory

Or maybe "Short people live longer"?

At any rate, you have an advantage if you live your life in the gutter.

Einstein's Big Theory Holds Up on a Small Scale

" if one twin spent 79 years living at an altitude 1 foot higher than her sister, the first twin would end up approximately 90 billionths of a second older, "

Far be it from me to demolish Einstein's theory, but he's wrong!
It'd only work if both twins were born simultaneously, which is an impossibility according to ... Einstein (and mothers around the globe).

Einstein, clever chap, but clearly knew nothing about child birth.

MJK2111 · 09-23-2010, 07:19 PM

"Lowlife scum Live longer"

Excellent! There's hope for me!!

SameOldStory · 09-23-2010, 07:23 PM

I used to look up to everybody. Now, I'm happy with my place in the gutter.

GraceKrispy · 12-13-2010, 11:21 PM

So, in reading this thread (but not the links because I'm short on time at the moment, so I could be interpreting this all incorrectly), I'm glad I only spent a little more than 1/6 of my life living above 5000 ft (so far). That may work to about 3-5 minutes, perhaps?

desertblues · 12-14-2010, 03:47 AM

Japonese research proved that slightly under-nourished rats live longer than well fed compatriots.

09-23-2010, 03:14 PM	#1
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Lowlife scum Live longer Or maybe "Short people live longer"? At any rate, you have an advantage if you live your life in the gutter. Einstein's Big Theory Holds Up on a Small Scale " if one twin spent 79 years living at an altitude 1 foot higher than her sister, the first twin would end up approximately 90 billionths of a second older, "

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HarryT eBook Enthusiast Posts: 85,544 Karma: 93383043 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis 2, iPad Pro 10.5", iPhone 6	This has actually been proved for a long time. If you put two atomic clocks in a tower, one at the top and one at the bottom, the one at the bottom runs slightly more slowly.

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SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	I used to look up to everybody. Now, I'm happy with my place in the gutter.

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GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	So, in reading this thread (but not the links because I'm short on time at the moment, so I could be interpreting this all incorrectly), I'm glad I only spent a little more than 1/6 of my life living above 5000 ft (so far). That may work to about 3-5 minutes, perhaps?

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desertblues Home for the moment Posts: 5,127 Karma: 27718936 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: travelling Device: various	Japonese research proved that slightly under-nourished rats live longer than well fed compatriots.

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