06-25-2013, 05:32 PM | #6676 |
Is that a sandwich?
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The mother was furious. “Paul!” – she yelled. “Why are you making such awful faces at your bulldog?”
“Well, Mom, he started it!” |
06-26-2013, 07:17 AM | #6677 |
temp. out of service
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Extra for pooh: (attached)
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06-26-2013, 08:49 AM | #6678 |
Media Bloke
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What d'ya mean bad eyesight? There's nothin' wrong with my eyesight I tell ya'.
Look over there. That cat commin' in the door has only got one eye. That cat, dear sir, is going out the door! |
06-26-2013, 08:59 AM | #6679 |
binomial: homo legentem
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06-26-2013, 08:24 PM | #6680 |
Is that a sandwich?
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A small boy ridiculed the talk about a painless dentist in his neighborhood. “He’s not painless at all.” – said the boy.
“He put his finger in my mouth and I bit it and he yelled just like anybody would." |
06-27-2013, 11:19 AM | #6681 |
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"...the truth will set you free."
Free from your contract at Food Network; free from your contract at Smithfield Hams; free from your contract at Wal-Mart... |
06-27-2013, 01:29 PM | #6682 |
Is that a sandwich?
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After the two turtles collided, the policeman asked the snail what he saw.
The snail said, "I don't know officer. It all happened so fast." |
06-27-2013, 02:00 PM | #6683 |
Close to the Edit!
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I've been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now and I'm getting really annoyed.
It keeps asking me, 'Where do you want to go?' So I click on the icon that says 'Home' and then it makes me start again. |
06-28-2013, 06:19 AM | #6684 |
Reborn Paper User
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Sometimes a good groan will get you karma. Because that groan can be the spark that wakes one up to a good start in the day...
Thanks to all who write here BTW. |
06-28-2013, 01:54 PM | #6685 |
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A good groan!
Spoiler:
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06-28-2013, 02:37 PM | #6686 |
Is that a sandwich?
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To smash the atom,
all mankind was intent. But someday, the atom just may return the compliment. |
06-29-2013, 03:15 PM | #6687 |
Is that a sandwich?
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A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"
The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?" He says, "No! This is her husband!" |
06-30-2013, 04:47 PM | #6688 |
Is that a sandwich?
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A backwards poet writes inverse.
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06-30-2013, 05:04 PM | #6689 |
Not scared!
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07-01-2013, 12:43 AM | #6690 |
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