10-23-2014, 06:05 PM | #8131 |
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Hmm. I wonder if she gets frequent flyer miles with that thing.
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10-24-2014, 02:25 PM | #8132 |
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LOL
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10-26-2014, 09:38 AM | #8133 |
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10-26-2014, 12:30 PM | #8134 |
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Knowlegde is Power!
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10-26-2014, 08:25 PM | #8135 |
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Is that an orthographitti?
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10-27-2014, 07:17 AM | #8136 |
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^ +1
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10-28-2014, 07:17 AM | #8137 |
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"Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves no real purpose, it's endless and infinite, unfathomable and subjective."
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10-29-2014, 11:30 AM | #8138 |
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A man receives a phone call from his doctor late one evening...
Doctor: "I got your test results back. I have some good news and some bad news." Man: "What's the good news?" Doctor: "You have less than 24 hours left to live." Man: "What?!!! Then what's the bad news?" Doctor: "I was supposed to call you first thing this morning." The man then runs to his wife... Man: "I only have a few hours left to live. I want to spend those last hours making love to you for the rest of the night." Wife: "That's easy for you to say, you don't have to get up in the morning." |
10-29-2014, 12:11 PM | #8139 |
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10-29-2014, 12:54 PM | #8140 | |
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10-30-2014, 08:48 AM | #8141 |
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10-30-2014, 10:56 AM | #8142 |
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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not turned up for work, and had not phoned in sick either. Having an urgent problem that needed his skills, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello? "
"Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, " No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "A policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A helicopter," answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter." Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle, "Me..." |
10-30-2014, 01:18 PM | #8143 |
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^Lol.
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10-31-2014, 11:44 PM | #8144 |
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How does Sean Connery shave?
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11-01-2014, 03:51 AM | #8145 |
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A little girl tells her mother that her tummy hurts and the mother tells her that it's because there is nothing in it and gives her some cookies and milk.
A little while later there is a knock at the door and the little girl answers it. It's the family minister and the little girl asks how he is. "Oh I'm not at all well,"he says. "My head hurts." "Oh," says the little girl,"that's because there's nothing in it." |
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