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Old 04-09-2014, 04:19 AM   #43441
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I keep it in a safe place.
Down in the cellar, in a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard"?*

I win.






* HHGTTG:
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MISTER PROSSER:
But Mister Dent the plans have been available in the planning office for the last nine months!

[…]

ARTHUR DENT:
I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them!

MISTER PROSSER:
That's the display department.

ARTHUR DENT:
With a torch!

MISTER PROSSER:
The, the lights had probably gone.

ARTHUR DENT:
So had the stairs!

MISTER PROSSER:
Well you found the notice didn't you?

ARTHUR DENT:
Yes. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet, stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard’. Ever thought of going into advertising?
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Old 04-09-2014, 05:08 AM   #43442
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*Solitaire1 looks around and sees a leopard in the dark (fortunately a spotted leopard) who is looking around. I turn on my handy-dandy leopard-to-english translator and interpret its growls to mean "I'm looking for a mouse for a small snack, I'm feeling a little bit peckish."*
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Old 04-09-2014, 05:10 AM   #43443
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Old 04-09-2014, 07:35 AM   #43444
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Old 04-09-2014, 08:02 AM   #43445
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Down in the cellar, in a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard"?
Actually, it's "Beware of the Puma" as it's a (Evil)Canadian cellar and there are no leopards in (Evil) Canada. Also, I keep my special leopard repelling rock handy at all times.

Plus there is an alarm system that recites the poetry of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, at you.

Pumas love meat pies...
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Old 04-09-2014, 08:04 AM   #43446
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Why are we worrying about a piece of paper?
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Old 04-09-2014, 08:13 AM   #43447
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Why are we worrying about a piece of paper?
I'm not.

I'm worried about Pumas...
...and poetry. But not Leopards.

But I win, so that's OK
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Old 04-09-2014, 08:14 AM   #43448
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Old 04-09-2014, 08:21 AM   #43449
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But our piece of paper says it is ok.

Go check.

be careful of the puma though...
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Old 04-09-2014, 08:32 AM   #43450
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Old 04-09-2014, 09:01 AM   #43451
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No, but it says that it's OK for us to win.

So we are.

And you are not.
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Old 04-09-2014, 09:09 AM   #43452
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Old 04-09-2014, 09:34 AM   #43453
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No, but it says that it's OK for us to win.

So we are.

And you are not.
You must have some pie eating minions sitting around doing nothing.

Put them to work.
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Old 04-09-2014, 09:53 AM   #43454
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Old 04-09-2014, 10:22 AM   #43455
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