10-17-2008, 01:02 AM | #121 |
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There is no point in eating a chocolate brownie without vanilla ice cream. Bailey's Irish Creme drizzled on top of the ice cream is even better.
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10-17-2008, 02:45 AM | #122 |
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Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee That mordiously hath bitled out Its earted jurtles Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts And living glupules frart and slipulate Like jowling meated liverslime Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon See if I don't. |
10-17-2008, 11:03 AM | #123 |
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At last, a sensible explanation about the current market behviour (from the User Friendly comic strip):
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10-17-2008, 11:34 AM | #124 |
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Q: NAICS - What are they, and where do I find them?
A: Beginning in 1997, the North American Industry Classification System (NAICS) codes began replacing SIC codes. This six-digit code is a major revision that not only provides codes for newer industries, but also reorganizes the categories on a production/process-oriented basis. The NAICS system was developed jointly by the U.S. Census Bureau in cooperation with the U.S. Economic Classification Policy Committee, Statistics Canada, and Mexico’s Institutio Nacional de Estadistica, Geografia, e Informatics. This new, uniform, industry-wide classification system has been designed as the index for statistical reporting of all economic activities of the U.S., Canada, and Mexico. Within your CCR Registration, you can enter or update this data field on the "Goods and Services" page. On this page, you will find a link to the NAICS search page within the Census Bureau’s web site. This search page allows you to search by keyword for the appropriate NAICS codes for your organization. |
10-17-2008, 02:27 PM | #125 |
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It's almost time for a Gin & Tonic. Or maybe just a gin so one cab grin.
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10-17-2008, 03:08 PM | #126 |
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Here he comes... here comes Speed Racer,
he's a demon on wheels! He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone! He's gaining on ya so you better look alive, he's busy revvin' up the powerful Mach 5! And when the odds are against him and there's dangerous work to do, you bet your life Speed Racer will see it through. Go Speed racer! Go Speed racer! Go Speed racer! Go! |
10-17-2008, 03:39 PM | #127 |
Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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Currently watching the arial video of some poor schmuck in a futuristic motorcycle about to get creamed by police in a flying car. I love extended cable!
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10-17-2008, 07:57 PM | #128 |
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IN old westerns the hero always got the girl and his sidekick always got the horse.
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10-18-2008, 02:12 AM | #129 | |
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Quote:
There's nothing there, it's like eating air It's like drinking gin with nothing else in And that doesn't hold me together. I've got to hold it together though - I'm going out in a couple of hours, walking down the hill to have burgers on the beach. It won't do to be tripping over every twelve steps. Cheers, Marc |
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10-18-2008, 06:38 AM | #130 |
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Ah, ah, ah, sure it's big, honey. Here, check it out.
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10-19-2008, 09:28 AM | #131 |
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It's not how long you make it... it's how you make it long!
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10-19-2008, 09:56 AM | #132 |
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In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.
In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760. Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane. In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home. In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal. It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State. In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel. California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat. In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven. In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping. In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile. In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage. In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front. A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia. In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents. In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark. |
10-19-2008, 04:28 PM | #133 |
Enjoying the show....
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Maybe it was an accident........really, it could happen to anyone!
Oct. 19, 2008 12:41 PM Associated Press THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. - Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail. |
10-19-2008, 04:31 PM | #134 |
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it's really hard to find a topic that has no connection to a topic in the topics in this thread!
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10-19-2008, 04:50 PM | #135 |
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Don't... Touch... My Cybook! |
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