05-14-2015, 04:59 PM | #5836 |
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Hmm... the can of Monster I just bought is 15.5 fl. oz. The label on the back says 10 calories per 8 fl. oz, but then right next to that it says 25 calories per can.
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05-14-2015, 05:25 PM | #5837 |
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Hmmm. Maybe Monsters can't do arithmetic?
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05-14-2015, 10:56 PM | #5838 |
Bah, humbug!
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05-14-2015, 10:58 PM | #5839 |
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Lol, I'll have to get another can, cause I tossed that one in the recycling bin hours ago.
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05-21-2015, 02:36 AM | #5840 |
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05-21-2015, 01:00 PM | #5841 |
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I couldn't relax -- I kept expecting a loud BANG or startling scene at the end! Other than that, yeah, the scenes are very relaxing. His voice, not so much!
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05-21-2015, 01:12 PM | #5842 |
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ROFL! I'm so relaxed that I may self-destruct.
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05-21-2015, 03:07 PM | #5843 |
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Heinz has started making mustard and French's now has their own ketchup. Has WWIII started?
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06-02-2015, 01:29 PM | #5844 |
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So wait, how did the immortal Baku of Star Trek Insurrection maintain such a small population? The large number of kids shown indicates that they're not using birth control. I can only conclude that their accident-related mortality rate must be insane.
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06-02-2015, 02:51 PM | #5845 |
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If you combine plants and zombies, would you end up with zombies that can just grow in the ground and then sprout behind your protective barriers?
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06-02-2015, 04:31 PM | #5846 |
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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06-03-2015, 06:30 AM | #5847 |
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This one time, at band camp, I ...
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06-04-2015, 11:12 AM | #5848 |
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Death Risk Calculator
This test is really designed for residents of the UK, as it's based on medical information gleaned from UK medical records, but assuming that the difference between residents of the Kingdom and the Colonies is not all that great, I took the test and discovered that my Ubble age is 66 years. That means I get to keep breathing for another year, maybe as long as four! Yay! (An "Ubble age" of 66 means that you will most likely die between 62 and 69 years of age.)
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06-04-2015, 01:50 PM | #5849 |
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Woo hoo! I'm 52, and my ubble age is 40. My five-year risk of dying is 0.9%, or one chance in 100. Not sure what that info will get me, but now I know. Thanks!
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06-04-2015, 02:15 PM | #5850 | |
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