11-25-2011, 11:13 AM | #1 |
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Advice for Hobbits ...
1. Regarding feet: wax, don't shave.
2. Second breakfast should be savoured, not rushed. 3. If a well-known 'disturber of the peace' turns up with a cartload of fireworks, resist the urge to tamper. 4. The wearing of reinforced underwear is highly recommended when playing 'tag' with ring wraiths. 5. If the 'Prancing Pony' has a yard sale, don't buy any pillowcases. 6. Before starting a conversation with an Ent, make sure you have nothing in your diary for the week ahead. Need some help to keep this one going! |
11-26-2011, 02:52 AM | #2 |
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7. If you decide, unwisely, to go on an adventure choose your companions well.
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11-26-2011, 04:32 AM | #3 |
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8. If you decide not to go on an adventure, and some adventurers do show up at your door. play dead. Never open that door!
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11-26-2011, 12:55 PM | #4 |
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11-27-2011, 03:27 AM | #5 |
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9. Avoid those who've lived an unnaturally long life.
10. When in dark areas, tread very carefully. |
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11-27-2011, 04:29 AM | #6 |
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11-27-2011, 05:04 AM | #7 |
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11-27-2011, 09:23 AM | #8 |
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12. Declaring allegiance to kings of dubious psychological balance is probably a bad idea.
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11-27-2011, 05:16 PM | #9 |
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13. When you hear two people talking, but there's only one person there, watch out.
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11-28-2011, 01:37 PM | #10 |
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14. When crossing the Lost Mountain, don't eat any yellow snow.
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11-28-2011, 03:12 PM | #11 |
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15. Don't talk to strange wizards.
16. If you find any shiny metal jewelry just lying around don't put it on. |
11-29-2011, 05:54 AM | #12 |
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17. Those 'feelings' you're having for Sam Gamgee are perfectly normal!
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11-29-2011, 09:37 AM | #13 |
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11-29-2011, 11:53 AM | #14 |
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19. Learn to use a weapon well, so you're prepared for an adventure.
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11-29-2011, 12:12 PM | #15 |
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20 If someone/something can find you by sniffing, try deodorant.
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