Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction)

Suzanne Tyrpak · 08-12-2010, 07:57 PM

Hi, I'm new to MobileRead, and this is blatant advertising for a book I recently published on Kindle: Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction.)

DMV is a collection of nine true and almost true short stories all based (unfortunately) on my own dating experience. After nineteen years of marriage I was thrust into a brave new world of dating: online, offline, standing in line, listening to lines. And I have survived to tell these tales. CAUTION: if you’re contemplating divorce, these stories may convince you to consider marriage counseling. If you’re out there dating, chances are you will relate. OMG! Here’s a scary thought: maybe you’ve met some of these guys. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Check it out.

lene1949 · 08-22-2010, 02:42 AM

Hi Suzanne

I would love to read your book, but would like to avoid the extra $2 Amazon will charge me... Would you consider publishing your book on Smashwords?

I gave up searching for a partner 10 years ago... I was in some short relationships, and I found the men were either violent, little boys, who wanted to be mothered or alcoholics - one of them qualified for all 3..

These days - men in my age bracket (60+) are looking for women around 30 years old...

simonroyle · 08-22-2010, 04:12 AM

Hi Suzanne,

I'm new here myself - loved your title - made me smile.

lene1949 · 08-22-2010, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by simonroyle

Hi Suzanne,

I'm new here myself - loved your title - made me smile.

... and at Amazon you see:

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Suzanne Tyrpak · 10-29-2010, 09:28 PM

Hi, I'm new to Mobileread. I have a collection of nine short stories out on Kindle for .99 cents. Joe Konrath gave it a 5 star review and says, "Pure comedic brilliance." Here's a description.

Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction) is a collection of nine true and almost true short stories all based (unfortunately) on my own experience. After nineteen years of marriage I was thrust into a brave new world of dating: online, offline, standing in line, listening to lines. And I have survived to tell these tales. Dating, divorce, desperation—all that good stuff. CAUTION: if you’re contemplating divorce, these stories may convince you to consider marriage counseling. If you’re out there dating, chances are you will relate. OMG! Here’s a scary thought: maybe you’ve met some of these guys. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Please check it out!

Suzanne

08-12-2010, 07:57 PM	#1
Suzanne Tyrpak writer Posts: 11 Karma: 10 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Colorado Device: kindle	Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction) Hi, I'm new to MobileRead, and this is blatant advertising for a book I recently published on Kindle: Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction.) DMV is a collection of nine true and almost true short stories all based (unfortunately) on my own dating experience. After nineteen years of marriage I was thrust into a brave new world of dating: online, offline, standing in line, listening to lines. And I have survived to tell these tales. CAUTION: if you’re contemplating divorce, these stories may convince you to consider marriage counseling. If you’re out there dating, chances are you will relate. OMG! Here’s a scary thought: maybe you’ve met some of these guys. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. Check it out.

10-29-2010, 09:28 PM	#5
Suzanne Tyrpak writer Posts: 11 Karma: 10 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Colorado Device: kindle	Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction) Hi, I'm new to Mobileread. I have a collection of nine short stories out on Kindle for .99 cents. Joe Konrath gave it a 5 star review and says, "Pure comedic brilliance." Here's a description. Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction) is a collection of nine true and almost true short stories all based (unfortunately) on my own experience. After nineteen years of marriage I was thrust into a brave new world of dating: online, offline, standing in line, listening to lines. And I have survived to tell these tales. Dating, divorce, desperation—all that good stuff. CAUTION: if you’re contemplating divorce, these stories may convince you to consider marriage counseling. If you’re out there dating, chances are you will relate. OMG! Here’s a scary thought: maybe you’ve met some of these guys. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. Please check it out! Suzanne

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08-22-2010, 02:42 AM	#2
lene1949 Wizard Posts: 1,952 Karma: 213930 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Middelfart, Denmark Device: Kindle paper white	Hi Suzanne I would love to read your book, but would like to avoid the extra $2 Amazon will charge me... Would you consider publishing your book on Smashwords? I gave up searching for a partner 10 years ago... I was in some short relationships, and I found the men were either violent, little boys, who wanted to be mothered or alcoholics - one of them qualified for all 3.. These days - men in my age bracket (60+) are looking for women around 30 years old...

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simonroyle Addict Posts: 309 Karma: 500370 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Bangkok Device: kindle	Hi Suzanne, I'm new here myself - loved your title - made me smile.