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04-08-2013, 10:38 PM | #6362 |
Is that a sandwich?
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True ninjas let the microwave hit 0 but don't let it beep.
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04-09-2013, 12:46 PM | #6363 |
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Q: What is the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist?
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04-09-2013, 05:10 PM | #6364 |
Is that a sandwich?
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At least gravity is attracted to me.
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04-10-2013, 04:54 PM | #6365 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Having sex in a car with the seat belt on does not mean you are protected.
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04-10-2013, 04:59 PM | #6366 |
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04-11-2013, 10:05 AM | #6367 |
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Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, "I think it's WOOMB."
The second replied, "No, it must be WOOOOMBH." The third said, "You both have it wrong -- it's WOOM." The fourth stated, "No, it has to be WOOMMMMBBB." At this, the young lady could stand it no longer. She got up, walked over to the farmers and said, "Look. It's WOMB. That's it, that's all there is to it." Then she left. Eventually, one of the farmers broke the silence by saying, "Well. I don't know. A young girl like that. I don't see how she could know. I'll bet she's never even heard an elephant fart!" |
04-11-2013, 10:22 AM | #6368 |
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During the initial space flights, NASA discovered that biro pens didn’t work under zero gravity conditions. To beat the problem, NASA spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space. The pen would work under zero gravity conditions due to the pressurized ink inside, it would work under sub zero conditions, underwater, on glass and virtually any surface known to man.
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04-11-2013, 02:48 PM | #6370 |
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Tell a girl a million times shes not fat… She’ll never believe you… Call her fat once she’ll never forget it.
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As the proud owner of several 'Fisher' Space Pens, I can testify that they are about the least smooth writing ball point pens I've ever owned. They will, however, write whenever I'm upside down... Stitchawl |
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"We don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here," said the Bartender.
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