The Insulting Librarian

Moejoe · 06-12-2009, 10:20 AM

krisk · 06-12-2009, 10:55 AM

*sigh* darn blocked pages

GeoffC · 06-12-2009, 10:56 AM

"sigh" darn no subtitles....

RickyMaveety · 06-12-2009, 11:20 AM

Very funny!!!

Sweetpea · 06-12-2009, 12:48 PM

I actually laughed aloud!

Wetdogeared · 06-12-2009, 12:52 PM

Gotta love those Little Britain characters, even when they come to the Americas.

WDE.

Moejoe · 06-12-2009, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Gotta love those Little Britain characters, even when they come to the Americas.

WDE.

It's Mitchell & Webb, about 1,000x funnier than Little Britain

Alphapheemail · 06-12-2009, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krisk

*sigh* darn blocked pages

ru at work too??!!
I was just about to rant about that...
Ps. check out www.logmein.com

that's what I use when I can't take it nemore... otherwise i wait till i get home

Bilbo1967 · 06-12-2009, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moejoe

It's Mitchell & Webb, about 1,000x funnier than Little Britain

Yes you're right - much funnier and without resorting to 'gross out' tactics for cheap laughs.

Wetdogeared · 06-12-2009, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moejoe

It's Mitchell & Webb, about 1,000x funnier than Little Britain

Sorry my mistake.

It looked a lot like one of them and reminded me of one of their routines.

WetDogEared

krisk · 06-12-2009, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphapheemail

ru at work too??!!
I was just about to rant about that...
Ps. check out www.logmein.com

that's what I use when I can't take it nemore... otherwise i wait till i get home

yeah I am. how does that work? I clicked on it but am a bit confused. is it sort of like an alternate browser?

pdurrant · 06-12-2009, 01:15 PM

Reader and Librarian

Can I just take this out?
Oh — and can I reserve Cold Mountain?
No.
Pardon?
I said, "No". I'm not going to reserve that for you. This is far more appropriate for you.
Well, I know it's silly. I just thought I'd read some...
God-awful rubbish like you always do? Yeah, I'd steer clear of Cold Mountain if I were you. It's not like when you watched it on DVD with your "girlfriends". There's no dishy Jude Law to hold your hands through the difficult prose.
What?
Yes, it's all words. Most of them quite a lot longer than the ones you'd find in your copy of Top Santé or Gratzia.
Look at that. It's a comprehensive list of all the depressing books you've ever taken out. Do you know what that tells me?
No.
It tells me you are possibly the dullest, most dunderheaded female ever to scrape together the mental where-withal correctly to fill in a library application form. Did you have help?
Did I what!?
Shhhh! This is a library.
Just look at it. It's like the reading list of the University of Thick.
I went to Warwick.
When you talk to people, do you find they do this a lot? "Uh-huh, yeah, fine, un-huh, yeah, Mmmmm."
Well, I...
That's because they're not listening. When your friends see you, it's actually they're doing you a favour. You're like a sort of Charity for them, it's their way of giving something back. Basically, you're like him.
I'm making my donation now.
I don't believe you're saying all this...
Uh-huh, yeah, fine, un-huh, yeah, Mmmmm.
I mean, what gives you the right...
Of course, it's difficult for you to grasp. You're a real idiot. Possibly one of the stupidest people I've ever met. And I lived in Leatherhead for six miserable years. I'm getting bored just looking at you. You with your grey face and your dead eyes.
But..
Bored! Are you still here? You soporific dullard.
You're right... it's all true... my friends hate me.
There, there.
What can I do?
Yes... what to do? What to do? What to do? ....I've had a little thought.
What?
How about a little date? Hmmm? Just you and me, out and about on a little date? You'd like that wouldn't you?
Yes, I'd like that... I think I'd like to go on a little date with you. Do you think that would be all right?
Yes. A little date would suit me just fine.

GeoffC · 06-12-2009, 01:17 PM

ta ....

krisk · 06-12-2009, 01:21 PM

I think I would have to walk out on a librarian like that!

06-12-2009, 10:20 AM	#1
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06-12-2009, 10:55 AM	#2
krisk Wizard Posts: 2,148 Karma: 8229 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the road again Device: kindle	sigh darn blocked pages

06-12-2009, 10:56 AM	#3
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"sigh" darn no subtitles....

06-12-2009, 11:20 AM	#4
RickyMaveety Holy S**T!!! Posts: 5,213 Karma: 108401 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego, California!! Device: Kindle and iPad	Very funny!!!

06-12-2009, 12:48 PM	#5
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	I actually laughed aloud!

06-12-2009, 12:52 PM	#6
Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,776 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lobster Capital Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	Gotta love those Little Britain characters, even when they come to the Americas. WDE.

06-12-2009, 01:15 PM	#12
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 71,483 Karma: 305784726 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Voyage	Reader and Librarian Can I just take this out? *Oh — and can I reserve Cold Mountain?* No. Pardon? I said, "No". I'm not going to reserve that for you. This is far more appropriate for you. Well, I know it's silly. I just thought I'd read some... God-awful rubbish like you always do? Yeah, I'd steer clear of Cold Mountain if I were you. It's not like when you watched it on DVD with your "girlfriends". There's no dishy Jude Law to hold your hands through the difficult prose. What? Yes, it's all words. Most of them quite a lot longer than the ones you'd find in your copy of Top Santé or Gratzia. Look at that. It's a comprehensive list of all the depressing books you've ever taken out. Do you know what that tells me? No. It tells me you are possibly the dullest, most dunderheaded female ever to scrape together the mental where-withal correctly to fill in a library application form. Did you have help? Did I what!? Shhhh! This is a library. Just look at it. It's like the reading list of the University of Thick. I went to Warwick. When you talk to people, do you find they do this a lot? "Uh-huh, yeah, fine, un-huh, yeah, Mmmmm." Well, I... That's because they're not listening. When your friends see you, it's actually they're doing you a favour. You're like a sort of Charity for them, it's their way of giving something back. Basically, you're like him. I'm making my donation now. I don't believe you're saying all this... Uh-huh, yeah, fine, un-huh, yeah, Mmmmm. I mean, what gives you the right... Of course, it's difficult for you to grasp. You're a real idiot. Possibly one of the stupidest people I've ever met. And I lived in Leatherhead for six miserable years. I'm getting bored just looking at you. You with your grey face and your dead eyes. But.. Bored! Are you still here? You soporific dullard. You're right... it's all true... my friends hate me. There, there. What can I do? Yes... what to do? What to do? What to do? ....I've had a little thought. What? How about a little date? Hmmm? Just you and me, out and about on a little date? You'd like that wouldn't you? Yes, I'd like that... I think I'd like to go on a little date with you. Do you think that would be all right? Yes. A little date would suit me just fine.

06-12-2009, 01:17 PM	#13
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	ta ....

06-12-2009, 01:21 PM	#14
krisk Wizard Posts: 2,148 Karma: 8229 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the road again Device: kindle	I think I would have to walk out on a librarian like that!