DEAD(ish) Sequel Out - (technically) DEAD!

nomesque · 11-05-2010, 08:14 PM

Cooper's dead. But what's a nerd to do when Heaven doesn't believe in technology, and hell's hotter than an overclocked CPU?

One dead nerd. One {{CENSORED}} Linda, dragged out of heaven to help him find his afterlife. And an ex-girlfriend who swears she didn't do it.

All the chaos, mayhem and gratuitous swearing you've come to expect from a DEAD(ish) novelette, with added snark!

Available from:

Smashwords (all formats) for 99c

Amazon (Kindle, no DRM) for 99c

DixieGal · 11-05-2010, 08:18 PM

Got it! Ooooooo I'm excited! I'll be reading it in bed tonite!

nomesque · 11-05-2010, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

Got it! Ooooooo I'm excited! I'll be reading it in bed tonite!

Thanks Dixie!

I hope you enjoy it.

desertgrandma · 11-05-2010, 09:08 PM

Snagged it.........thanks!

nomesque · 11-05-2010, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Snagged it.........thanks!

Yay! Thanks Gran!

JSWolf · 11-05-2010, 10:00 PM

How do the ePub versions of your eBooks look? I'm interested in getting them.

desertgrandma · 11-05-2010, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JSWolf

How do the ePub versions of your eBooks look? I'm interested in getting them.

Seriously, Jon, for .99 you could find out for yourself.

If you didn't like it, you wouldn't be out much!

JSWolf · 11-05-2010, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Seriously, Jon, for .99 you could find out for yourself.

If you didn't like it, you wouldn't be out much!

True. The reason I ask is that the meat grinder (aka Smashwords) has been known to make mince out of eBooks.

But since it is ePub, I figure I should be able to fix any gotchas caused by the meat grinder.

nomesque · 11-05-2010, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JSWolf

How do the ePub versions of your eBooks look? I'm interested in getting them.

Best advice I can give is to download DEAD(ish) and have a look. There's a Goodreads version of DEAD(ish) that I converted and tweaked myself. I doubt it's perfect, because I didn't hand-code it - but Goodreads probably does have the cleanest available versions of my ebooks.

Edited to add: Haven't had my coffee yet. The one issue I know you'll find with the SW epubs is an occasional blank page. Caused by me adding two blank paragraphs, then a page break, between scenes. It's ugly, but because it goes to so many different formats, that's the best compromise I could come up with between using page breaks and having space between scenes for non-page-break-using formats.

JSWolf · 11-05-2010, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by nomesque

Best advice I can give is to download DEAD(ish) and have a look. There's a Goodreads version of DEAD(ish) that I converted and tweaked myself. I doubt it's perfect, because I didn't hand-code it - but Goodreads probably does have the cleanest available versions of my ebooks.

Thank you!

recluse · 11-05-2010, 10:37 PM

(technically) DEAD is here?
With swearing and added snark?
Another Nomesque masterwork?

For 99c?
And someone is whining?

You hold him, DesertGrandma, while I kick him in the change purse.

I will obtain my very own copy as soon as I finish posting!
And I will read it as soon as I stop dancing!

DixieGal · 11-06-2010, 07:39 PM

I liked it! OK, when is the next one coming out? Call it D(ish)oA.

recluse · 11-06-2010, 08:03 PM

(virtually) DEAD
(literally) DEAD
(sorta) DEAD
(kinda) DEAD
(better off) DEAD
(the grateful) DEAD
(the naked and the) DEAD
DEAD (to Rights)
DEAD (on arrival)
DEAD (from the neck up)

nomesque · 11-07-2010, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

I liked it! OK, when is the next one coming out? Call it D(ish)oA.

*snicker*

Maybe Christmas. Maybe. I have a possible start for DEAD (as a Doornail) already down. Might post it here later, if people are interested...

nomesque · 11-07-2010, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by recluse

(virtually) DEAD
(literally) DEAD
(sorta) DEAD
(kinda) DEAD
(better off) DEAD
(the grateful) DEAD
(the naked and the) DEAD
DEAD (to Rights)
DEAD (on arrival)
DEAD (from the neck up)

You haven't copyrighted those, have you??

11-05-2010, 08:14 PM	#1
nomesque Snooty Bestselling Author Posts: 1,485 Karma: 1000000 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ipswich, QLD, Australia Device: PRS-650	DEAD(ish) Sequel Out - (technically) DEAD! Cooper's dead. But what's a nerd to do when Heaven doesn't believe in technology, and hell's hotter than an overclocked CPU? One dead nerd. One {{CENSORED}} Linda, dragged out of heaven to help him find his afterlife. And an ex-girlfriend who swears she didn't do it. All the chaos, mayhem and gratuitous swearing you've come to expect from a DEAD(ish) novelette, with added snark! Available from: Smashwords (all formats) for 99c Amazon (Kindle, no DRM) for 99c

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11-05-2010, 08:18 PM	#2
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Got it! Ooooooo I'm excited! I'll be reading it in bed tonite!

11-05-2010, 09:08 PM	#4
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462841 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	Snagged it.........thanks!

11-05-2010, 10:00 PM	#6
JSWolf Resident Curmudgeon Posts: 73,897 Karma: 128597114 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Roslindale, Massachusetts Device: Kobo Libra 2, Kobo Aura H2O, PRS-650, PRS-T1, nook STR, PW3	How do the ePub versions of your eBooks look? I'm interested in getting them.

11-05-2010, 10:37 PM	#11
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	(technically) DEAD is here? With swearing and added snark? Another Nomesque masterwork? For 99c? And someone is whining? You hold him, DesertGrandma, while I kick him in the change purse. I will obtain my very own copy as soon as I finish posting! And I will read it as soon as I stop dancing!

11-06-2010, 07:39 PM	#12
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	I liked it! OK, when is the next one coming out? Call it D(ish)oA.

11-06-2010, 08:03 PM	#13
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	(virtually) DEAD (literally) DEAD (sorta) DEAD (kinda) DEAD (better off) DEAD (the grateful) DEAD (the naked and the) DEAD DEAD (to Rights) DEAD (on arrival) DEAD (from the neck up)