08-26-2014, 04:29 PM
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( I wasn't sure if you did it on purpose, or not! I thought you might have.....) Oh, and I've been seeing articles go by lately stating that those rules aren't really true, and that some prepositions work just FINE that way, thank you. So dinna fash yersel aboot it.
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08-27-2014, 04:01 PM
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A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and services all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again services all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried.
Next morning, not only is the rooster servicing the hens but he is servicing the turkeys, ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young rooster's limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, "Shhhh!, they're about to land." |
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08-27-2014, 04:08 PM
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Probably an oldie but I just read it for the first time.
 " Do not trust atoms. They make up everything." |
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08-29-2014, 07:45 AM
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Freya was driving her Chevrolet Vega home in New Mexico when she saw an elderly Apache woman walking along the side of the road. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a lift?
With a silent nod, the woman climbed into the car. Freya tried in vain to make conversation with the Apache woman. The old Apache looked closely at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a red gift bag on the seat next to Freya. 'What's in the bag?' asked the old woman. 'It's a bottle of whisky that I got for my husband.' The Apache woman was silent for another minute or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, 'Good trade.' Yet another lady's joke |
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08-29-2014, 11:34 AM
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08-30-2014, 09:41 PM
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Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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08-30-2014, 09:48 PM
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LOL!!
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08-31-2014, 03:35 AM
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My wife has just nominated me to do the ice bucket challenge. But I'm a little confused.
Has anyone else been asked to hold a toaster at the same time? |
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09-02-2014, 08:04 AM
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 A friend of mine had one. Every time he picked a few of us on board he had to change his braking distance habits because the car would always stop a few yards further than expected. We affectionally called it "The Scud Missile" because it could blow up anywhere else than on target! |
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09-02-2014, 11:29 AM
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09-02-2014, 02:05 PM
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"It is in the nature of an a** h**e to treat everything that goes by as s**t. So pause, take patience with its wrong doings and rejoice in the thought that you can just sit on it."
Yuno Wataï Minh It always confuses my boss to see the smile in my face when he yells at me! 
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09-03-2014, 02:49 PM
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Elementary Chinese Maths
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Answer: Spoiler:
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09-03-2014, 03:20 PM
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I saw the answer, before your second pic. Pats self on back!
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09-03-2014, 06:40 PM
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Must be that Chicago is on the outskirts of Hong Kong then 
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09-03-2014, 07:41 PM
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Numbers! My head hurts!
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