Defenestrated.

[nomesque]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Ahhh... that brings back memories... where's the painkillers gone?

BAHAHAHA!!!

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Just make sure you're sitting safely... here y'go

Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

(Warning to those considering following my sterling example: don't just strap yourself into your chair. Chairs with wheels on may go whizzing round the room as you drink this, which in most households would just cause you to confuse a cat or two. But at work, it seems to cause some consternation, and new paragraphs in the Code of Conduct...)

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by nomesque

Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

(Warning to those considering following my sterling example: don't just strap yourself into your chair. Chairs with wheels on may go whizzing round the room as you drink this, which in most households would just cause you to confuse a cat or two. But at work, it seems to cause some consternation, and new paragraphs in the Code of Conduct...)

Definitely following your example as soon as poss - I need to worry the ealthnsafety types at work

[nomesque]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Definitely following your example as soon as poss - I need to worry the ealthnsafety types at work

Oh, look at this, I musta REALLY worried them...

[mvisconte]

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Would you like another?

Yesh, pleass.

Hey, I just noticed by your Avatar, that it is quarter after twenty til 12. Iss that AM or FM?

[mvisconte]

I just noticed.. my chair must have flannen over, and I cann ed get up. CAn somone either help me unhook ht e safety harness or get me a longer strwa? Oh, and BTW, that waitress may be more than she portends... the view from down here is not what it used to be. Portender! Another drink!

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by mvisconte

Yesh, pleass.

Hey, I just noticed by your Avatar, that it is quarter after twenty til 12. Iss that AM or FM?

My clock always displays eleventy PM (Pinwheel Moment).

[montsnmags]

The CEO of Montsnmags Enterprises (myself) and his Executive In Charge Of Competition And Hostile Monopolisation (i.e. Adrian) would like to know, while they are currently drafting their daily instructional orders to the retained (and momentarily restrained) Pirate Ninja Squirrel Militant Consultancy, whether this so-called "bar" is being constructed in a manner that may impinge on its own Public Über-Beverage Supply And Services Establishment (Adrian's Bar) and Polythematic Panchronologic Entertainment Facilities (Chateau Pompette).

If it is not, they are then wondering why they have not been invited, and fully intend to sulk in as melodramatic a fashion as is possible.

Cheers,
Marc (we were going to bring a couple of slabs of ZCD Concentrate too ~sulk~)

[nomesque]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

The CEO of Montsnmags Enterprises (myself) and his Executive In Charge Of Competition And Hostile Monopolisation (i.e. Adrian) would like to know, while they are currently drafting their daily instructional orders to the retained (and momentarily restrained) Pirate Ninja Squirrel Militant Consultancy, whether this so-called "bar" is being constructed in a manner that may impinge on its own Public Über-Beverage Supply And Services Establishment (Adrian's Bar) and Polythematic Panchronologic Entertainment Facilities (Chateau Pompette).

If it is not, they are then wondering why they have not been invited, and fully intend to sulk in as melodramatic a fashion as is possible.

Cheers,
Marc (we were going to bring a couple of slabs of ZCD Concentrate too ~sulk~)

Huh, I thought Am'd just nicked the ZCD mix while Adrian's back was turned...

Although I'm still trying to work out how she'd know his back was turned

[nomesque]

Originally Posted by mvisconte

I just noticed.. my chair must have flannen over, and I cann ed get up. CAn somone either help me unhook ht e safety harness or get me a longer strwa? Oh, and BTW, that waitress may be more than she portends... the view from down here is not what it used to be. Portender! Another drink!

Pizza!

[FlorenceArt]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

The CEO of Montsnmags Enterprises (myself) and his Executive In Charge Of Competition And Hostile Monopolisation (i.e. Adrian) would like to know, while they are currently drafting their daily instructional orders to the retained (and momentarily restrained) Pirate Ninja Squirrel Militant Consultancy, whether this so-called "bar" is being constructed in a manner that may impinge on its own Public Über-Beverage Supply And Services Establishment (Adrian's Bar) and Polythematic Panchronologic Entertainment Facilities (Chateau Pompette).

If it is not, they are then wondering why they have not been invited, and fully intend to sulk in as melodramatic a fashion as is possible.

Cheers,
Marc (we were going to bring a couple of slabs of ZCD Concentrate too ~sulk~)

Wow - mvisconte, I believe you just made Adrian nervous. I'm not sure what I should do:

- congratulate you
- hide you under my desk
- get the hell out of here
- all of the above?

Anyway... anybody got something for me to drink? Anything will do, as long as it has nice colors and sparkles a bit. And knocks me down to Thursday, or Saturday would be nice.

[kindlekitten]

Originally Posted by mvisconte

'struth, I wouldn't like that. As you like it, an Avatar. From "The Last Bender, in Which Our Hero Doth Persuade the Damsel Who Protest'th Too Much to 'Lighten Ye Opp, for I be'th Ye Cat's Me-OW!' ".

A comedy in two parts. The party of the first part being a party. The part of the second part, being "Ye Morning After", and "The Awkwardness at Taking Ye Leave".

I usually don't date outside my species, but that's what happens on a dronk. 'Sides, she's HOTT.

No, really. Lady Lissabeth Delmarko Plum Hott. Family name. You should see her mother. Rrowr!

No, Really. Her mom's a cat.

I think her dad's a smurf, but I was a little too busy to get all of de tails.

wow! you literally went and got Avatar! now it only all men were so hastily compliant to requests! do you give classes? training seminars?

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by nomesque

Huh, I thought Am'd just nicked the ZCD mix while Adrian's back was turned...

Although I'm still trying to work out how she'd know his back was turned

Briefly flash a banana in the general direction you think an invisible might be in. If it doesn't get grabbed, he's either not there or his back's turned.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Briefly flash a banana in the general direction you think an invisible might be in. If it doesn't get grabbed, he's either not there or his back's turned.

Usually I just get arrested when I "flash the banana"...

[kindlekitten]

ok we need a head hits keyboard or spitting fluids onto the keyboard emoticon after that one

[mvisconte]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

The CEO of Montsnmags Enterprises (myself) and his Executive In Charge Of Competition And Hostile Monopolisation (i.e. Adrian) would like to know, while they are currently drafting their daily instructional orders to the retained (and momentarily restrained) Pirate Ninja Squirrel Militant Consultancy, whether this so-called "bar" is being constructed in a manner that may impinge on its own Public Über-Beverage Supply And Services Establishment (Adrian's Bar) and Polythematic Panchronologic Entertainment Facilities (Chateau Pompette).

If it is not, they are then wondering why they have not been invited, and fully intend to sulk in as melodramatic a fashion as is possible.

Cheers,
Marc (we were going to bring a couple of slabs of ZCD Concentrate too ~sulk~)

Um... this is about payoffs, isn't it. First, this is a non-profit organization (we intend on drinking quite a bit, and between the shoddy bookkeeping and the fact a "profits" is a rather slippery concept...) Anyway. So. How much to get the Pirate Ninja Squirrel Militant Consultants to.. um, look the other way for a while...

Oh, wait. That was rather direct. Hey! How would you like a sizable contribution to your favorite charity!?

Aw, who am I kidding. We're broke, and we're gonna be broker by the time the bar is built. Here's the deal. All you can drink, bring friends, try not a spill anything. Woohoo.