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Old 03-11-2013, 04:54 PM   #6226
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Old 03-12-2013, 02:22 PM   #6227
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Old 03-13-2013, 02:14 PM   #6228
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Old 03-13-2013, 06:23 PM   #6229
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Old 03-13-2013, 06:44 PM   #6230
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Old 03-13-2013, 07:55 PM   #6231
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Approximately 200 dead crows were recently found near Northam on the Great Eastern Highway in Western Australia and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu (to everyone's relief). However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks and only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

The State Government then hired an ornithological behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kills. The ornithological behaviourist determined the cause. The conclusion in short order was: When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out crow in nearby trees to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."
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Old 03-13-2013, 08:27 PM   #6232
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........ His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:45 AM   #6233
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Old 03-14-2013, 05:50 AM   #6234
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Hey!!! What are you trying to imply?
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Old 03-14-2013, 06:41 AM   #6235
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Old 03-14-2013, 07:07 AM   #6236
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Old 03-14-2013, 11:30 AM   #6237
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Old 03-14-2013, 11:40 AM   #6238
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The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.

'It was in honour of St. Patrick's Day, 'he smiled.

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Old 03-14-2013, 12:58 PM   #6240
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Approximately 200 dead crows were recently found near Northam on the Great Eastern Highway in Western Australia and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu (to everyone's relief). However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks and only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

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His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."
I'm curious; is the Great Western Highway somewhere in Eastern Australia?
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