Silliness Final sentences - Page 5

Dr. Drib · 01-15-2009, 07:55 PM

The crime was supposedly solved and all the bodies accounted for, but when they untangled their limbs, they found only 7 legs.

Don

GeoffC · 01-16-2009, 11:24 AM

He placed the cucumber carefully on the ground, and slowly raised his arms, at which point the cop sneezed not once, but twice, as a carefully aimed tomato hit his forehead and started burrowing into his skull; from this point onwards, the future of mankind was doomed.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-16-2009, 01:35 PM

As the policemen hustled the bloody Thorne onto the gurney, and struggled to work through the crowds and get him to a waiting ambulance, Thorne held his unbroken arm aloft, gripping the ancient volume from Sol's library, and said as loudly as he could muster, "You gotta tell 'em, cap... the oil's gone, there's no more plastic, there's no more e-ink... nothing left but wood... Soylent White is trees!.. ya gotta tell... tell them all...

(Hm. Seems familiar somehow...)

LazyScot · 01-16-2009, 02:42 PM

With Latin America and a long flight safely far behind then, with the driving through snow-capped Scottish mountains ending, Harv pulled off the B884 as it entered Colbost and onto the gravel in front of the House Over-By, where the minister waited for them, and Vera leant over, kissed his cheek, and said, "this is a perfect location for a honeymoon."

Dr. Drib · 01-17-2009, 07:03 AM

She was so fat as she walked out of my office that, three minutes later, a part of her still remained.

Don

Dr. Drib · 01-17-2009, 07:03 AM

He scampered across the deck with the alacrity that one associates with the young, and then he was stepped upon.

Don

pshrynk · 01-17-2009, 01:47 PM

I'm not sure why he did it, but the results were as expected.

GeoffC · 01-18-2009, 04:47 AM

He had one final chance with the roll of the dice; unfortunately the toss came up with two sixes and he knew exactly what that meant.

LazyScot · 01-19-2009, 08:17 AM

As Hugo and Lefty drifted gently downwards from the wreckage of the Montgolfier Brothers balloon, Lefty, looking down at noisy and rapidly disappearing dot, turned to Hugo and asked, "What's a parachute and why did that nasty man want one?"

Dr. Drib · 01-19-2009, 10:38 AM

As the large jet spiraled down toward the Pacific Ocean and the screams reverberated throughout the cabin, with bodies and luggage tumbling against each other like out-of-control puppets, Jimmy's one thought as he absently scratched an inflamed pimple on his chin was to wonder if he would be able to finish this last paragraph from the newest Neal Stephenson novel.

Don

GeoffC · 01-19-2009, 11:13 AM

It was with tears in her eyes that she gently nursed the broken hand, whilst he slowly approached with a pair of tweezers in one of his own hands, an hyperdermic in the other and a scalpel already close by; she sniffled, saying "sorry, I don't normally have this problem", but she remained firm and steady, holding the hand still with a delicacy often seen in hospital theatres around the land; he took the other hand as he brought the hyperdermic close into the joint and gently squeezed the plunger in; then quickly he placed the empty hypo into a tray as he reached out and picked up the scalpel; "Oh!" she gasped, again sighing, "don't mind me, please carry on"; "Really Mavis, I wish you wouldn't catch these colds so often, especially when I'm trying to mend these watches, you know how delicately we have to deal with these, 'cause with one small mistake we could wipe out time altogether"; but with a shudder she convulsed into a spate of coughing and spluttering, so much so that the Clock of Time fell off the pedestal to the ground, where it smashed into pieces; all across the land and throughout the Universe the lights began to go out.......

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-20-2009, 01:05 PM

When he finally raised his hand and intoned, "I, Barack Hussein Obama," my eyes finally clouded over with tears, and I effectively saw nothing else that day.

GeoffC · 01-20-2009, 01:07 PM

....And so began a new era of hope.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 01-21-2009, 09:53 AM

Once her bike had finally disappeared around the corner, I turned and strolled casually back to the waiting quiet of my office, steering around the kids that beat mercilessly at the dead fire hydrant, the rhythm of my neighborhood, making themselves (and the rest of us) feel hotter than anyone in Harlem should have to feel, too stupid to get out of the sun.

Format C: · 01-21-2009, 12:16 PM

When you're nailed hands and feet on a wooden cross, in front of the beautiful Jerusalem sunset, and your very last question is "where's my Hasselblad", then you can call yourself a photographer...

01-21-2009, 09:53 AM	#74
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Once her bike had finally disappeared around the corner, I turned and strolled casually back to the waiting quiet of my office, steering around the kids that beat mercilessly at the dead fire hydrant, the rhythm of my neighborhood, making themselves (and the rest of us) feel hotter than anyone in Harlem should have to feel, too stupid to get out of the sun. Last edited by Steven Lyle Jordan; 01-21-2009 at 10:50 AM.

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01-15-2009, 07:55 PM	#61
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 44,757 Karma: 55645321 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: Kindle: Oasis 3, Voyage WiFi; Kobo: Libra 2, Aura One	The crime was supposedly solved and all the bodies accounted for, but when they untangled their limbs, they found only 7 legs. Don

01-16-2009, 11:24 AM	#62
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	He placed the cucumber carefully on the ground, and slowly raised his arms, at which point the cop sneezed not once, but twice, as a carefully aimed tomato hit his forehead and started burrowing into his skull; from this point onwards, the future of mankind was doomed.

01-16-2009, 01:35 PM	#63
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	As the policemen hustled the bloody Thorne onto the gurney, and struggled to work through the crowds and get him to a waiting ambulance, Thorne held his unbroken arm aloft, gripping the ancient volume from Sol's library, and said as loudly as he could muster, "You gotta tell 'em, cap... the oil's gone, there's no more plastic, there's no more e-ink... nothing left but wood... *Soylent White is trees!*.. ya gotta tell... tell them all... (Hm. Seems familiar somehow...)

01-16-2009, 02:42 PM	#64
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	With Latin America and a long flight safely far behind then, with the driving through snow-capped Scottish mountains ending, Harv pulled off the B884 as it entered Colbost and onto the gravel in front of the House Over-By, where the minister waited for them, and Vera leant over, kissed his cheek, and said, "this is a perfect location for a honeymoon."

01-17-2009, 07:03 AM	#65
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 44,757 Karma: 55645321 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: Kindle: Oasis 3, Voyage WiFi; Kobo: Libra 2, Aura One	She was so fat as she walked out of my office that, three minutes later, a part of her still remained. Don

01-17-2009, 01:47 PM	#67
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I'm not sure why he did it, but the results were as expected.

01-18-2009, 04:47 AM	#68
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	He had one final chance with the roll of the dice; unfortunately the toss came up with two sixes and he knew exactly what that meant.

01-19-2009, 08:17 AM	#69
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	As Hugo and Lefty drifted gently downwards from the wreckage of the Montgolfier Brothers balloon, Lefty, looking down at noisy and rapidly disappearing dot, turned to Hugo and asked, "What's a parachute and why did that nasty man want one?"

01-19-2009, 10:38 AM	#70
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 44,757 Karma: 55645321 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: Kindle: Oasis 3, Voyage WiFi; Kobo: Libra 2, Aura One	As the large jet spiraled down toward the Pacific Ocean and the screams reverberated throughout the cabin, with bodies and luggage tumbling against each other like out-of-control puppets, Jimmy's one thought as he absently scratched an inflamed pimple on his chin was to wonder if he would be able to finish this last paragraph from the newest Neal Stephenson novel. Don

01-19-2009, 11:13 AM	#71
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	It was with tears in her eyes that she gently nursed the broken hand, whilst he slowly approached with a pair of tweezers in one of his own hands, an hyperdermic in the other and a scalpel already close by; she sniffled, saying "sorry, I don't normally have this problem", but she remained firm and steady, holding the hand still with a delicacy often seen in hospital theatres around the land; he took the other hand as he brought the hyperdermic close into the joint and gently squeezed the plunger in; then quickly he placed the empty hypo into a tray as he reached out and picked up the scalpel; "Oh!" she gasped, again sighing, "don't mind me, please carry on"; "Really Mavis, I wish you wouldn't catch these colds so often, especially when I'm trying to mend these watches, you know how delicately we have to deal with these, 'cause with one small mistake we could wipe out time altogether"; but with a shudder she convulsed into a spate of coughing and spluttering, so much so that the Clock of Time fell off the pedestal to the ground, where it smashed into pieces; all across the land and throughout the Universe the lights began to go out.......

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01-20-2009, 01:05 PM	#72
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	When he finally raised his hand and intoned, "I, Barack Hussein Obama," my eyes finally clouded over with tears, and I effectively saw nothing else that day.

01-20-2009, 01:07 PM	#73
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	....And so began a new era of hope.

01-21-2009, 12:16 PM	#75
Format C: Guru Posts: 753 Karma: 1496807 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The Third World Device: iLiad + PRS-505 + Kindle 3	When you're nailed hands and feet on a wooden cross, in front of the beautiful Jerusalem sunset, and your very last question is "where's my Hasselblad", then you can call yourself a photographer...