The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp (8-12 year olds)

Fiona Mackinnon · 12-24-2012, 04:34 AM

Hiya Guys and Gals

I'm a Glaswegian, living in London, with my fiancé, but without a dog (which is unfair).

I write books for children aged 8 and above - a mixture of fantasy, history and sci-fi. But above all, I aim for humour.

My latest ebook, "The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp", is available for download at

Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/Utterly-Amazin...iona+mackinnon

Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...6694629&sr=1-1

Kobo : http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/The-U...2-Q/page1.html

Kids Corner book of the month in Scotland's national newspaper, The Daily Record, October 2012.

'Iggy was funny and cheeky and there's lots of suspense that made me race to the end.'

So, what would you do if a family of aliens crashed landed in your brain?

Anyhoo, being Scottish I love a blether (chat), so please use this thread to drop me a note, discuss favorite pizza topping etc.

Cheerio for now!
Fee

kennyc · 12-24-2012, 06:19 AM

Good Luck with it! Looks very interesting!

Fiona Mackinnon · 12-24-2012, 07:28 AM

Thanks Kenny!

It's great to get lovely words of encouragement. Made my day that (oh and the thought of Santa coming ofc).

Cheers
Fee

Fiona Mackinnon · 01-05-2013, 03:38 AM

Hiya ereader dudes

I realised this thread is a tad cryptic as to what "The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp" is all about ... so here's some blurb

....

Have you ever heard voices in your head? Not pretend voices you make up yourself, that have foreign accents you can’t really do properly, but very real, very clear, very weird, very annoying voices. What if they’re coming from a tiny alien spaceship? Bet that’s never happened to you. But it happened to 13 year old Ignatius Cramp.

Getting a family of four galaxy-hopping tourists (and their pet sabre-tooth tiger) that have crash-landed in your brain back to their home planet is as hard as it sounds; especially when dark forces conspire to open your head with a tin-opener (or any other handy head-opening implement).

....

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz.../dp/B008TNXEF8

Here's to 2013! Lang may yer lum reek!

Fee

Fiona Mackinnon · 01-20-2013, 06:19 AM

Hiya

Quick post to let mobilereaders know that The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp available in paperback as well as ebook.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...8679417&sr=1-2

That's all for the now
Fiona

Fiona Mackinnon · 03-01-2013, 07:21 AM

Hiya,

Some lovely 5 star reviews for The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp at ....

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...2127630&sr=1-1

Happy writer :-)

Fiona Mackinnon · 07-08-2013, 09:36 AM

Hiya mobilereaders

The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp is now free to borrow for Amazon Prime members.

Amazon UK : http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...mm_kin_title_0

Amazon US : http://www.amazon.com/Utterly-Amazin...iona+mackinnon

Summer reading fun

Fiona

Fiona Mackinnon · 08-17-2013, 04:27 AM

Hiya Mobilreaders

From the Aug 17 – Aug 19 The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp will be free to download for ALL kindle owners! Huzzah!

UK : http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...mm_kin_title_0

US : http://www.amazon.com/Utterly-Amazin...6726738&sr=1-1

Fiona Mackinnon · 10-01-2013, 07:07 AM

'ello

Just a wee bump to make you aware "The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp " is free on kindle on 1st October 2013

UK : http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...mm_kin_title_0

US : http://www.amazon.com/Utterly-Amazin...iona+mackinnon

Give it a whirl!
Cheers
Fiona

ebsebs · 10-01-2013, 09:33 AM

Fiona,

Thank you!

I just picked up a copy, even though I'm considerably older than your target audience.
I'll let you know as soon as I've read it.

Regards,
Eric

Fiona Mackinnon · 10-02-2013, 03:09 AM

Thanks Eric!

It would be great to know what you think. I hope it gives you a wee laugh.

Fiona

Fiona Mackinnon · 11-29-2013, 04:36 AM

Huzzah!

The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp is in the UK top twenty of Alien kid books! Thanks for your support Mobilereaders :-)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...5717218&sr=1-1

Fiona Mackinnon · 10-18-2014, 05:41 AM

Hello!

Kindle countdown deal running until 24th October on The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp ! 99c/99p.

Lovely bargains :-)

Fiona Mackinnon · 09-04-2016, 05:33 AM

Hello!

Been a while since I posted! Promo post to let you know The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp is 99p/99c/99EUR for amazon kindle!

UK : https://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Ama...=UTF8&qid=&sr=

US : https://www.amazon.com/Utterly-Amazi...2981520&sr=1-1

And super cheap in Canada, Australia ... in fact, everywhere!

Lovely aliens :-)
Huzzah!

crich70 · 09-04-2016, 08:58 AM

I picked up a copy in Aug 2013. lol. I'd forgot about that.

12-24-2012, 04:34 AM	#1
Fiona Mackinnon Member Posts: 22 Karma: 64 Join Date: Dec 2012 Device: none	Free for Prime Members : The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp (8-12 year olds) Hiya Guys and Gals I'm a Glaswegian, living in London, with my fiancé, but without a dog (which is unfair). I write books for children aged 8 and above - a mixture of fantasy, history and sci-fi. But above all, I aim for humour. My latest ebook, "The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp", is available for download at Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/Utterly-Amazin...iona+mackinnon Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...6694629&sr=1-1 Kobo : http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/The-U...2-Q/page1.html Kids Corner book of the month in Scotland's national newspaper, The Daily Record, October 2012. 'Iggy was funny and cheeky and there's lots of suspense that made me race to the end.' So, what would you do if a family of aliens crashed landed in your brain? Anyhoo, being Scottish I love a blether (chat), so please use this thread to drop me a note, discuss favorite pizza topping etc. Cheerio for now! Fee Last edited by Fiona Mackinnon; 07-08-2013 at 09:28 AM. Reason: Update title

07-08-2013, 09:36 AM	#7
Fiona Mackinnon Member Posts: 22 Karma: 64 Join Date: Dec 2012 Device: none	Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp available to Amazon Prime members Hiya mobilereaders The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp is now free to borrow for Amazon Prime members. Amazon UK : http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...mm_kin_title_0 Amazon US : http://www.amazon.com/Utterly-Amazin...iona+mackinnon Summer reading fun Fiona

08-17-2013, 04:27 AM	#8
Fiona Mackinnon Member Posts: 22 Karma: 64 Join Date: Dec 2012 Device: none	Free for All! Hiya Mobilreaders From the Aug 17 – Aug 19 The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp will be free to download for ALL kindle owners! Huzzah! UK : http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...mm_kin_title_0 US : http://www.amazon.com/Utterly-Amazin...6726738&sr=1-1

10-01-2013, 07:07 AM	#9
Fiona Mackinnon Member Posts: 22 Karma: 64 Join Date: Dec 2012 Device: none	Free book promotion 'ello Just a wee bump to make you aware "The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp " is free on kindle on 1st October 2013 UK : http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...mm_kin_title_0 US : http://www.amazon.com/Utterly-Amazin...iona+mackinnon Give it a whirl! Cheers Fiona

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12-24-2012, 06:19 AM	#2
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,872 Karma: 118716293 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	Good Luck with it! Looks very interesting!

12-24-2012, 07:28 AM	#3
Fiona Mackinnon Member Posts: 22 Karma: 64 Join Date: Dec 2012 Device: none	Thanks Kenny! It's great to get lovely words of encouragement. Made my day that (oh and the thought of Santa coming ofc). Cheers Fee

01-05-2013, 03:38 AM	#4
Fiona Mackinnon Member Posts: 22 Karma: 64 Join Date: Dec 2012 Device: none	Hiya ereader dudes I realised this thread is a tad cryptic as to what "The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp" is all about ... so here's some blurb .... Have you ever heard voices in your head? Not pretend voices you make up yourself, that have foreign accents you can’t really do properly, but very real, very clear, very weird, very annoying voices. What if they’re coming from a tiny alien spaceship? Bet that’s never happened to you. But it happened to 13 year old Ignatius Cramp. Getting a family of four galaxy-hopping tourists (and their pet sabre-tooth tiger) that have crash-landed in your brain back to their home planet is as hard as it sounds; especially when dark forces conspire to open your head with a tin-opener (or any other handy head-opening implement). .... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz.../dp/B008TNXEF8 Here's to 2013! Lang may yer lum reek! Fee

01-20-2013, 06:19 AM	#5
Fiona Mackinnon Member Posts: 22 Karma: 64 Join Date: Dec 2012 Device: none	Hiya Quick post to let mobilereaders know that The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp available in paperback as well as ebook. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...8679417&sr=1-2 That's all for the now Fiona

03-01-2013, 07:21 AM	#6
Fiona Mackinnon Member Posts: 22 Karma: 64 Join Date: Dec 2012 Device: none	Hiya, Some lovely 5 star reviews for The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp at .... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...2127630&sr=1-1 Happy writer :-)

10-01-2013, 09:33 AM	#10
ebsebs Connoisseur Posts: 99 Karma: 49970 Join Date: Jul 2010 Device: Nook ST/Nook HD+	Fiona, Thank you! I just picked up a copy, even though I'm considerably older than your target audience. I'll let you know as soon as I've read it. Regards, Eric

10-02-2013, 03:09 AM	#11
Fiona Mackinnon Member Posts: 22 Karma: 64 Join Date: Dec 2012 Device: none	Thanks Eric! It would be great to know what you think. I hope it gives you a wee laugh. Fiona

11-29-2013, 04:36 AM	#12
Fiona Mackinnon Member Posts: 22 Karma: 64 Join Date: Dec 2012 Device: none	Huzzah! The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp is in the UK top twenty of Alien kid books! Thanks for your support Mobilereaders :-) http://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Amaz...5717218&sr=1-1

10-18-2014, 05:41 AM	#13
Fiona Mackinnon Member Posts: 22 Karma: 64 Join Date: Dec 2012 Device: none	Hello! Kindle countdown deal running until 24th October on The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp ! 99c/99p. Lovely bargains :-)

09-04-2016, 05:33 AM	#14
Fiona Mackinnon Member Posts: 22 Karma: 64 Join Date: Dec 2012 Device: none	Hello! Been a while since I posted! Promo post to let you know The Utterly Amazing Brain Of Ignatius Cramp is 99p/99c/99EUR for amazon kindle! UK : https://www.amazon.co.uk/Utterly-Ama...=UTF8&qid=&sr= US : https://www.amazon.com/Utterly-Amazi...2981520&sr=1-1 And super cheap in Canada, Australia ... in fact, everywhere! Lovely aliens :-) Huzzah!

09-04-2016, 08:58 AM	#15
crich70 Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,305 Karma: 43993832 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Monroe Wisconsin Device: K3, Kindle Paperwhite, Calibre, and Mobipocket for Pc (netbook)	I picked up a copy in Aug 2013. lol. I'd forgot about that.