02-16-2014, 09:21 AM | #41791 |
Now what?
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*chicken wakes up - says good morning to the win*
*puts camo back on roost* *sets mouse traps out* Ok - set for another winning day! |
02-16-2014, 09:54 AM | #41792 |
The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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*Grand Mouse easily avoids all the traps and takes the win, and then avoids all the other traps on the way out too*
I win. |
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02-16-2014, 10:57 AM | #41793 |
Samurai Lizard
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*Solitaire1 calmly walks up to the elegantly dressed mouse and says the following:*
I win. |
02-16-2014, 11:37 AM | #41794 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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5WW calmly walks up to the little lizard and says "Hi Cutie!"
While the lizard sputters in a fit of denial, 5WW walks away with the win. |
02-16-2014, 12:08 PM | #41795 | |
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Quote:
The Elegantly Dressed Mouse should be cautious around the following: |
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02-16-2014, 12:18 PM | #41796 |
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Enough nonsense. I win.
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02-16-2014, 12:32 PM | #41797 |
The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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The win is cute enough for me.
I win. |
02-16-2014, 02:15 PM | #41798 |
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02-16-2014, 03:54 PM | #41799 |
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OMG! Giant smiling lizards! Everywhere!
*chicken runs off with the win vowing never to drink again* *chicken drinks to forget giant smiling lizards* |
02-16-2014, 04:05 PM | #41800 | |
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*Solitaire1 notices something interesting: The chicken's not afraid of giant robots, big cars, mice, puppies, and umbrellas. But he is afraid of big smiling lizards...hmmm.* *Solitaire1 begins to practice putting on a really, really big smile...* |
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02-16-2014, 04:42 PM | #41801 |
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While Solitaire1 is gazing into a mirror, I make off with the win.
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02-16-2014, 05:24 PM | #41802 |
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*terrified chicken barricades the roost against leering lizards with huge grins*
*dials the ACME emergency number and orders an economy sized packet of "Rid-A-Reptile" - the extra strength formulation for laughing lizards* *begins digging an escape tunnel into the Evil Lord's laboratory* |
02-16-2014, 05:53 PM | #41803 |
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*begins filling the lab's moat with oil, sets the the heaters to "Deep Fry" and scatters the surrounding area with panko*
Remember the last few times you got into the Lab? I'm not sure the vet be willing to make another emergency call to patch you up, since he forcefully graciously "forgave" the last very expensive bill you incurred... |
02-16-2014, 06:28 PM | #41804 |
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The ultimate dilemma! Caught between a risible reptile .... and oily oblivion!
*chicken peeks back at lizard photos, screams briefly, zips up the asbestos suit, updates the life insurance policy, and tunnels on* |
02-16-2014, 06:33 PM | #41805 |
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*5WW proceeds to julienne some potatoes and searches in the fridge for some plum sauce*
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