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"Domestic chickens are not capable of long distance flight, although lighter birds are generally capable of flying for short distances, such as over fences or into trees (where they would naturally roost). Chickens may occasionally fly briefly to explore their surroundings, but generally do so only to flee perceived danger." |
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09-27-2010, 08:01 PM | #497 |
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Fly, pooh, fly!
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09-27-2010, 09:07 PM | #498 |
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Tiny wings ....getting tired....must roost...where's a safe place?
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09-27-2010, 09:13 PM | #499 |
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Pooh, I'll privmsg you a location of a safe tree I sometimes use.
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09-27-2010, 10:15 PM | #500 |
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Now that it's settled that you don't need wings -
GIVE UM HERE |
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09-28-2010, 12:15 AM | #501 |
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In your carnivorous dreams, SOS.
You'll never find my hiding spot! Nor will you find pooh's safe tree! Ha! |
09-28-2010, 01:03 AM | #502 |
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I'm looking.
He has to be here. Somewhere? |
09-28-2010, 05:32 AM | #503 |
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No he doesn't SOS. Give up and save yourself the trouble!
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09-28-2010, 10:17 AM | #504 |
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Oh, I will find him. I've got a chainsaw.
If he cares for the environment, though, he'll give himself up. Here, chicky, chicky, chicky. |
09-28-2010, 10:41 AM | #505 |
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Is there no escape from this relentless pursuit?
Hmmmm.... low shrubbery. No one will ever see me now! |
09-28-2010, 01:05 PM | #506 |
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Escape? No.
Low shrubbery? Did I leave any in the picture above? No. Have you heard of a scorched earth policy? That would make what I intend to do look like the Garden of Eden. |
09-28-2010, 01:32 PM | #507 |
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Pooh, you can always go visit Rabbit
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09-28-2010, 01:43 PM | #508 |
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Did he say, Rabbit!
Mmmmm, Rabbit. |
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Of course ... Rabbit's house is below ground. SoS missed it. I'll be safe there!
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