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badgoodDeb · 05-10-2013, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Stitchawl

Obvious remedy: Just tell people that you are a Genetically Modified Food! That should save you from all but the most carnivorous of us!

Stitchawl

Well, other than the hat being hard to digest, "genetically modified" isn't as much a negative in the USA as it is (I hear) in Europe. imho, anyway.

samhy · 05-10-2013, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Well, other than the hat being hard to digest, "genetically modified" isn't as much a negative in the USA as it is (I hear) in Europe. imho, anyway.

You heard right (at least where I am)

Fbone · 05-10-2013, 05:06 PM

If you don’t want anyone to find out, then don’t do it.

Stitchawl · 05-10-2013, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Well, other than the hat being hard to digest, "genetically modified" isn't as much a negative in the USA as it is (I hear) in Europe. imho, anyway.

Based on the number of times I've had to 'eat my hat,' even that isn't so hard to digest....

Stitchawl

yvanleterrible · 05-10-2013, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Fbone

If you don’t want anyone to find out, then don’t do it.

Now, where's the fun in that?

poohbear_nc · 05-10-2013, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

Based on the number of times I've had to 'eat my hat,' even that isn't so hard to digest....

Stitchawl

Stop looking at me like that! Put down those tongs! No sauce! No sauce! I'm allergic to BBQ sauce!

yvanleterrible · 05-10-2013, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Stop looking at me like that! Put down those tongs! No sauce! No sauce! I'm allergic to BBQ sauce!

BBQ sauce wouldn't look good on a green hat anyway...

Freeshadow · 05-11-2013, 07:59 AM

That's no hat, it's salad leaves origami.
But BBQ wouldn't fit with that wasabi on the chest

wannabee · 05-11-2013, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Well, other than the hat being hard to digest, "genetically modified" isn't as much a negative in the USA as it is (I hear) in Europe. imho, anyway.

You read my mind

wannabee · 05-11-2013, 11:09 AM

A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football.

One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed.

At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No."

Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!"

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A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'

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When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

Three days later, she became his stepmother.

Fbone · 05-11-2013, 02:27 PM

We text 24/7, but when we meet, it’s so awkward.

poohbear_nc · 05-11-2013, 02:49 PM

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Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!"

I never saw this coming!!

Fbone · 05-12-2013, 04:34 PM

I’m usually about live, laugh, love and dance but today it’s more like raise, aim, fire and reload.

yvanleterrible · 05-12-2013, 07:58 PM

Good reason not to own guns. Know yourself well before purchasing.

Fbone · 05-13-2013, 03:28 PM

Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for the kids. Lets try to leave better kids for the planet.

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05-10-2013, 05:06 PM	#6513
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	If you don’t want anyone to find out, then don’t do it.

05-11-2013, 07:59 AM	#6518
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 2,791 Karma: 24285242 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: PB 623	That's no hat, it's salad leaves origami. But BBQ wouldn't fit with that wasabi on the chest

05-11-2013, 11:09 AM	#6520
wannabee Media Bloke Posts: 2,381 Karma: 113956855 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: NSW - Australia Device: iOS	A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football. One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed. At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No." Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!" ------------------------------------------ A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.' ------------------------------------------ When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening. Three days later, she became his stepmother.

05-11-2013, 02:27 PM	#6521
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	We text 24/7, but when we meet, it’s so awkward.

05-12-2013, 04:34 PM	#6523
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I’m usually about live, laugh, love and dance but today it’s more like raise, aim, fire and reload.

05-12-2013, 07:58 PM	#6524
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Good reason not to own guns. Know yourself well before purchasing.

05-13-2013, 03:28 PM	#6525
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for the kids. Lets try to leave better kids for the planet.