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Old 05-25-2012, 03:46 PM   #301
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Impossible and ridiculous. If I invite some friends over and one of them kills the other, should I go to jail for murder? After all it's my house so I should be responsible for anything that happens there, right?
If two complete strangers break into your house while you're on vacation, and one kills the other...
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Old 05-26-2012, 06:51 AM   #302
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If two complete strangers break into your house while you're on vacation, and one kills the other...
With your kitchen knife...
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Old 05-28-2012, 08:06 AM   #303
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With your kitchen knife...
Well, you shouldn't have left your kitchen knife lying around, now should you?
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Old 05-28-2012, 10:56 AM   #304
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Well, you shouldn't have left your kitchen knife lying around, now should you?
So I suppouse I have to replace all closets with gun safes and store every thing in them and keep the keys on me all the time. Just so that anything I have can't be used as blunt weapon or to strangle anyone...
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So I suppouse I have to replace all closets with gun safes and store every thing in them and keep the keys on me all the time. Just so that anything I have can't be used as blunt weapon or to strangle anyone...
Plus you have to make sure that the keys aren't a pattern that can be easily duplicated and you have to change the keys and locks every month anyway just in case the cleaning lady has got hold of them and made copies. And you also have to do an inventory every month to make sure nothing new has come into the house which could conceivably be used as a weapon or to strangle anyone.
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Old 05-28-2012, 11:19 AM   #306
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No, you have to do an inventory every time the cleaning lady leaves the house. And every time you've had a guest over and they leave the house.....

In fact, you have to do an inventory whenever you leave the house and again when you come back, otherwise how do you really know -

Oh hell, just move to Fort Knox and watch every opening, sitting in the middle of your room in a swivel chair with 911 punched into your phone and your finger hovering over Send. Otherwise it's YOUR FAULT IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

Sheesh.


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Plus you have to make sure that the keys aren't a pattern that can be easily duplicated and you have to change the keys and locks every month anyway just in case the cleaning lady has got hold of them and made copies. And you also have to do an inventory every month to make sure nothing new has come into the house which could conceivably be used as a weapon or to strangle anyone.
Now yer gettin' it. Much like having the internet, living in a home with utensils is a privilege not a right.

Okay, are we all done now?
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