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Like the old chestnut about how to be a millionaire in this economy -- start as a multimillionaire. Same joke, different route.
Somewhat like, You can always tell a Harvard man, you just can't tell him much. |
03-09-2009, 09:22 PM | #168 |
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Something funny Warren Buffett recently said:
"Tony and I feel like two hungry mosquitoes in a nudist camp," Buffett said of Geico in his annual letter to shareholders. "Juicy targets are everywhere." |
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The Flintstones movie has been released on DVD in the Middle East.
The folks in Riyadh don't want to watch it, but the ones in Abu Dhabi do. |
03-12-2009, 06:51 PM | #171 |
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This is a great thread, thanks to all. Here the one my girlfriend always tell to make me smile.
How do you make a donkey drink? Spoiler:
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Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft,wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!' The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy . You explain the kids.' |
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Sent to me by an old high schooll friend that I have not seen in many years. She wrote:
”Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.” |
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My house has metal siding, with metal trim on the corners. Squirrels like to climb up the trim. They make an odd clickety clackity sound.
I'm not joking; I saw one do it. |
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One of the squirrels in my father's neighborhood likes to climb up the inside of his downspouts. Makes a hell of a lot of noise.
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