09-08-2014, 11:32 PM | #8041 |
Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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That kind of humor seems rather derivative to me.
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09-09-2014, 03:00 PM | #8042 |
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09-09-2014, 03:17 PM | #8043 |
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09-09-2014, 03:57 PM | #8044 |
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09-09-2014, 08:46 PM | #8045 |
Still a pie
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While we are on the topic of puns...
I don't like sausauges. They are simply the wurst. |
09-10-2014, 12:01 AM | #8046 |
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09-10-2014, 03:43 AM | #8047 |
Close to the Edit!
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Just for that, here are a few more groanworthy puns:
· A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. · I tried to catch some fog. I mist. · This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. · I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words ... · They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O. · When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. · I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. · Cartoonist found dead in home. The details are sketchy. |
09-10-2014, 06:37 PM | #8048 |
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If video games weren't invented for cats, why so they have a paws button?
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09-11-2014, 05:19 PM | #8049 |
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I posted a bunch of jokes to make people laugh. But, no pun intended.
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09-12-2014, 08:26 AM | #8050 |
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I love intelligence and I love money. Unfortunately I have little of both. Thankfully it also applies to my memory...
Yuno Wataï Minh. |
09-12-2014, 08:28 AM | #8051 |
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09-12-2014, 11:45 AM | #8052 |
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09-12-2014, 12:02 PM | #8053 |
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thing is, I got his first
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09-12-2014, 12:51 PM | #8054 |
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Why are Dolly Parton's feet so small?
Spoiler:
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09-12-2014, 01:08 PM | #8055 |
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