Legal advice desperately needed

Fluribus · 11-07-2012, 11:39 PM

I have several goals in mind. They may be achieved either separately or in combination.

1) I need to get Apple indicted for crimes against humanity.

2) I need to extort copious quantities of cash from Apple. Enough, preferably, that I could afford to buy an iPad. So, at least a couple million. (Note: I am unwilling to commit any crimes that could be proven against me.)

3) I need to get Apple to fix iTunes before it drives me nuts. Too late.

4) I need to force Apple to stop capitalizing the second letter in words. Next thing you know the company will be called "aPple".

cromag · 11-20-2012, 05:11 PM

You know, if you'd bought a bunch of Apple stock back in the 80s you could probably afford that lawyer!

MJK2111 · 11-26-2012, 12:58 PM

1. Good luck with that
2. Buy an android tablet instead
3. Never gonna happen
4. Just be glad they haven't merged with the burger guys...then it would be "McApple"

kennyc · 11-27-2012, 08:25 AM

I'd suggest contacting Sam (sung) immediately!

11-07-2012, 11:39 PM	#1
Fluribus Guru Posts: 891 Karma: 8893661 Join Date: Feb 2012 Device: Kindle	Legal advice desperately needed I have several goals in mind. They may be achieved either separately or in combination. 1) I need to get Apple indicted for crimes against humanity. 2) I need to extort copious quantities of cash from Apple. Enough, preferably, that I could afford to buy an iPad. So, at least a couple million. (Note: I am unwilling to commit any crimes that could be proven against me.) 3) I need to get Apple to fix iTunes before it drives me nuts. Too late. 4) I need to force Apple to stop capitalizing the second letter in words. Next thing you know the company will be called "aPple".

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11-20-2012, 05:11 PM	#2
cromag Surfin the alpha waves ~~ Posts: 24,276 Karma: 459220161 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: New Jersey Device: Jetbook Lite & Mini, Nook STR, Kobo, Hanvon N516, Kindle 2, Androids	You know, if you'd bought a bunch of Apple stock back in the 80s you could probably afford that lawyer!

11-26-2012, 12:58 PM	#3
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	1. Good luck with that 2. Buy an android tablet instead 3. Never gonna happen 4. Just be glad they haven't merged with the burger guys...then it would be "McApple"

11-27-2012, 08:25 AM	#4
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,872 Karma: 118716293 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	I'd suggest contacting Sam (sung) immediately!

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