Silliness Pandaborg King - Page 10

DixieGal · 08-19-2008, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

I like pandas. they're kind of cute.

No, don't touch the black and white things. They aren't cute and have cooties! Now, do you remember how to go home? My transdimensional transporter battery is dead, and yours is still in the room where.... well... where they turned your hair white.

pshrynk · 08-19-2008, 05:55 PM

Silly, I live in La Crosse and work just a block from home! Fully oriented, as they say in the business.

Now, if you don't mind, there's some very tasty looking grass just outside my office window...

DixieGal · 08-19-2008, 06:03 PM

(Ring, ring, ring)

Mrs. Pshrynk? Your husband is not feeling too well. Could you come down to his office and drive him home? OK, great. Wait, by the way, silly question here: How do you feel about four-legged Q-tips with eyes? You want me to repeat that. Oh no, never mind. Let it be a surprise. OK, thanks a lot. 'Bye now.

(hangs up phone)

I'm outta here. It's 5:01, so I'm off the clock now. 'Bye Pshrynk! Your wife is coming to take you away. Be sure not to talk to pandas.

Whadda ya know? My battery recharged.

Bzist-Pouf!

GeoffC · 08-20-2008, 04:19 AM

It is with regret that I must announce that, due to an oversight, my chocolate production of the last few days was placed in the hands of an highly paid well to do apprentice (I shall be having stern words with the agency).
(he is no longer after this fiasco, I can humbly assure you, he is now out of harms way as the Chief Mopperupperer of the Minnycats).

An excess of melange was inserted into the recipe at the in-correct juncture of time. This forced an unusual time-dilation in the far reaches of the furthest galaxy known to man, panda, llama and that 'blue thing over there'.

By sheer luck and no judgement whatsoever we managed to contain the potential explosion into the shape, body and mind of an aardvark (which we had spare, seeing that no-one else wanted it!).

The after-effects you have been experiencing are thus illusionary, on a par with a "Bobby Ewings dream in a shower" episode of an earth-television show of some decades ago. (the one with big ten gallon hats covering a multitude of bad acting talents).

I must humbly apologise for any inconvenience (white lie) caused by this unfortunate event, and can humbly inform that it shall not happen ever again.

It has all been a dream, painful for some, enormously humourful for others; I am sure that if anyone has been unduely affected by the experience; that a certain gentleman with the necessary qualifications can come to the aid of the party;

it appears that he has reduced his rates, to the laddy at the door, to a bale of lucerne....

for your understanding at this time...

psockpuppet · 08-20-2008, 08:30 AM

Ummm...

What?

GeoffC · 08-20-2008, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psockpuppet

Ummm...

What?

Oh, sorry, we've not been introduced....

I'm the village idiot .....

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08-19-2008, 05:55 PM	#137
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Silly, I live in La Crosse and work just a block from home! Fully oriented, as they say in the business. Now, if you don't mind, there's some very tasty looking grass just outside my office window...

08-19-2008, 06:03 PM	#138
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	(Ring, ring, ring) Mrs. Pshrynk? Your husband is not feeling too well. Could you come down to his office and drive him home? OK, great. Wait, by the way, silly question here: How do you feel about four-legged Q-tips with eyes? You want me to repeat that. Oh no, never mind. Let it be a surprise. OK, thanks a lot. 'Bye now. (hangs up phone) I'm outta here. It's 5:01, so I'm off the clock now. 'Bye Pshrynk! Your wife is coming to take you away. Be sure not to talk to pandas. Whadda ya know? My battery recharged. Bzist-Pouf!

08-20-2008, 04:19 AM	#139
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	It is with regret that I must announce that, due to an oversight, my chocolate production of the last few days was placed in the hands of an highly paid well to do apprentice (I shall be having stern words with the agency). (he is no longer after this fiasco, I can humbly assure you, he is now out of harms way as the Chief Mopperupperer of the Minnycats). An excess of melange was inserted into the recipe at the in-correct juncture of time. This forced an unusual time-dilation in the far reaches of the furthest galaxy known to man, panda, llama and that 'blue thing over there'. By sheer luck and no judgement whatsoever we managed to contain the potential explosion into the shape, body and mind of an aardvark (which we had spare, seeing that no-one else wanted it!). The after-effects you have been experiencing are thus illusionary, on a par with a "Bobby Ewings dream in a shower" episode of an earth-television show of some decades ago. (the one with big ten gallon hats covering a multitude of bad acting talents). I must humbly apologise for any inconvenience (white lie) caused by this unfortunate event, and can humbly inform that it shall not happen ever again. It has all been a dream, painful for some, enormously humourful for others; I am sure that if anyone has been unduely affected by the experience; that a certain gentleman with the necessary qualifications can come to the aid of the party; it appears that he has reduced his rates, to the laddy at the door, to a bale of lucerne.... for your understanding at this time...

08-20-2008, 08:30 AM	#140
psockpuppet Lefty, Hugo, and me! Posts: 104 Karma: 29030 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Guttenberg Bible	Ummm... What?

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