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11-16-2008, 09:42 AM | #152 |
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11-16-2008, 03:18 PM | #153 |
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It's just a model! Wait -- that's for the Python Only thread...
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11-17-2008, 12:02 PM | #155 |
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Harv worked feverishly at modifying the harnes of the parachute to the specs given by the sock with the safety pin. He paused briefly to try and figure out how he knew what the sock had been "saying," discovered that his mind went blank and went back to work. Vivalditried to engage the autopilot in small talk.
"So, been an autopilot for long?" "You're just trying to cheer me up. It won't work." "Not really, I just get bored easily." "So you talk to inanimate objects just to pass the time?" "Pretty much, yeah. Just an hour ago, I was talking to a pair of socks." "It is difficult for me to fathom that there is someone in the universe more pathetic than me." "Yah. Anyway, I've been working on a new story about Harv and Vera. I havne't been able to write much, because Harv keeps dragging me on these adventures. Do you suppose there's any way to put all this on autopilot so I can have a life of my own?" "Don't talk to me about life." "Okay! Got it! I hope this works." Harv eased himself back into the pilot's seat. "Um, Viv?" "Yeah Harv?" "Any idea why we're flying at about thirty feet elevation?" "Well the autopilot seems a bit depressed..." Harv and Vivaldi looked out the windscreen at the rapidly approaching coastline with its attendant small, but considerably higher that thirty feet, and severely hard mountains and started screaming. |
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Harv reacted automatically by ramming the throttle forward, pulling back on the yoke, turning the plane starboard, and swearing loudly.
"Beep! Beeeeeeepity beep! What the beeeeeeeeeep!" "I have no idea what you are talking about." "That thing just about killed us, Vivaldi! I'm entitled to a few beeps. And a beeeeeeeep!" "I don't know why you're so upset. You wouldn't have felt a thing. I know I wouldn't have." "You're just a machine! You have no feelings!" "Go ahead and rub it in!" "Turn it off, Viv!" "Check." The control panel managed to look hurt and disappointed. "What the hell was that?" demanded Myatake from the back of the cockpit. "Nothing! Just an instrument malfunction!" The control panel looked disdainful. "When you took the radio, it damaged the altimeter." "Well try not to do that again. There are several hundred pounds of high explosives baack here. I nearly had a heart attack!" "Like I care," muttered Vivaldi. |
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The Goose flew over the Miraflores Locks and climbed to Lake Gatun. Several large freighters were making their way through the Canal.
"I wonder what he's going to do with explosives," said Harv. "Drop them with timed fuses at the upper and lower gates of the Gatun Locks, thereby causing a traumatic failure of the upper system. That, in turn, will cause the catastrophic flooding of the Miraflores Locks, the destruction of the American Zone and Panama City, and the crippling of the Panama Canal." Harv looked over at Vivaldi. "At least that's what I would do... If, you know, I wanted to destroy the Canal... Which I don't! Quit looking at me like that!" "Put a little time into thinking about this, have you?" "Hey, Myatake's kids are reprehensible little heathens! And Frau Myatake? Don't get me started! That woman is a Teutonic Nightmare! I had to clean up my own poo from the yard and double wrap it for the garbage! At night, I spent all my spare time trying to figure out how to get my revenge. I even wrote it down in a notebook... Oh. Crap." "Well, maybe he destroyed it and the authorities won't be blaming you for the whole sabotage thing." "I'm going to need a new identity when this is over." |
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Er... does the Myatake family live in Panama City? Otherwise, I'm not seeing quite how Vivaldi's plan is meant to get revenge on the shums....
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They run the "Flower Emporium" in Old Town. Any catastrophic failure of the Canal will rip through there like Patton through Germany. Also, HArv spends most of his time in Rick's Cafe Americain Panama City, so that would go, too.
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11-18-2008, 03:28 PM | #165 |
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(It's funnier if you read it as Panama City Beach, Florida.)
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