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PieMan597 · 10-17-2014, 09:40 AM

That's what I was going to say!

More on this subject: If a doctor has gone to medical school for eight years and still needs to practice his skills daily, shouldn't you be afraid?

Glorfindel · 10-17-2014, 11:13 AM

Wow PoP.

WT Sharpe · 10-17-2014, 06:47 PM

This is not a joke, just an interesting observation about tonight's supper. I know attitudes about marijuana are changing, but I was surprised at the instructions on the package of the Chicken Parmesan I bought to "Eat on high for 9 minutes."

Kumabjorn · 10-17-2014, 07:37 PM

Taking care of the munchies while you're at it?

WT Sharpe · 10-17-2014, 07:49 PM

Cook times are approxi, mate!

cromag · 10-17-2014, 09:00 PM

Obviously, you snagged a packet of airline food.

yvanleterrible · 10-18-2014, 05:05 AM

What do airlines eat? Are there really lines made of air? Can you hang clothes on them? Do clothes commit murder?

(don't start me on this, I could write a book...)

orlok · 10-19-2014, 06:14 AM

There was a lighthouse keeper called Crighton
Who took to seeing a young lady from Brighton
But ships ran aground
And fishermen drowned
'Cos she didn't like sex with the light on.

Kumabjorn · 10-19-2014, 07:46 AM

Long time no Limerick.

Chiron scriba · 10-19-2014, 10:30 AM

Among Isaac Asimov's favorite limericks:

There was a lady in Madras
who had a remarkable ass.
It wasn't round and pink
as you may think.
It was big, hairy, gray, and ate grass.

(making good use of a measly time slit between obnoxious duties)

crich70 · 10-19-2014, 08:48 PM

Dr. Asimov also wrote some of his own. When he was having surgery on his throat he wrote:
"Dr. Dr, in your green coat
Dr. Dr. Cut my throat,
And when you've finished Dr. Then
Kindly sew it up again.

I gather he said it to his Dr. Just before going under and the Dr. had to get his laughter under control before he could begin the surgery.

Adoby · 10-22-2014, 08:01 AM

There are two types of people:

Those who always finish what they started.

PeterT · 10-22-2014, 09:12 AM

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Stitchawl · 10-22-2014, 09:23 PM

Stitchawl

badgoodDeb · 10-23-2014, 01:36 PM

Marvelous!

10-17-2014, 06:47 PM	#8118
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,073 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Got munchies? This is not a joke, just an interesting observation about tonight's supper. I know attitudes about marijuana are changing, but I was surprised at the instructions on the package of the Chicken Parmesan I bought to "Eat on high for 9 minutes." Attached Thumbnails

10-22-2014, 09:23 PM	#8129
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	Stitchawl Attached Thumbnails Last edited by pdurrant; 10-23-2014 at 03:33 AM. Reason: made image a local attachment

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10-17-2014, 09:40 AM	#8116
PieMan597 Still a pie Posts: 6,285 Karma: 37018654 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: PieTown USA Device: Kindle Touch, OnePlus 7 Pro	That's what I was going to say! More on this subject: If a doctor has gone to medical school for eight years and still needs to practice his skills daily, shouldn't you be afraid?

10-17-2014, 11:13 AM	#8117
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,757 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO	Wow PoP.

10-17-2014, 07:37 PM	#8119
Kumabjorn Basculocolpic Posts: 4,356 Karma: 20181319 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Sweden Device: Kindle 3 WiFi, Kindle 4SO, Kindle for Android, Sony PRS-350 and PRS-T1	Taking care of the munchies while you're at it?

10-17-2014, 07:49 PM	#8120
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,073 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Cook times are approxi, mate!

10-17-2014, 09:00 PM	#8121
cromag Surfin the alpha waves ~~ Posts: 24,303 Karma: 459220161 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: New Jersey Device: Jetbook Lite & Mini, Nook STR, Kobo, Hanvon N516, Kindle 2, Androids	Obviously, you snagged a packet of airline food.

10-18-2014, 05:05 AM	#8122
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	What do airlines eat? Are there really lines made of air? Can you hang clothes on them? Do clothes commit murder? (don't start me on this, I could write a book...)

10-19-2014, 06:14 AM	#8123
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	There was a lighthouse keeper called Crighton Who took to seeing a young lady from Brighton But ships ran aground And fishermen drowned 'Cos she didn't like sex with the light on.

10-19-2014, 07:46 AM	#8124
Kumabjorn Basculocolpic Posts: 4,356 Karma: 20181319 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Sweden Device: Kindle 3 WiFi, Kindle 4SO, Kindle for Android, Sony PRS-350 and PRS-T1	Long time no Limerick.

10-19-2014, 10:30 AM	#8125
Chiron scriba Bücherwurm Posts: 45 Karma: 411210 Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Munich Device: Pocketbook Touch Lux 3	Among Isaac Asimov's favorite limericks: There was a lady in Madras who had a remarkable ass. It wasn't round and pink as you may think. It was big, hairy, gray, and ate grass. (making good use of a measly time slit between obnoxious duties)

10-19-2014, 08:48 PM	#8126
crich70 Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,305 Karma: 43993832 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Monroe Wisconsin Device: K3, Kindle Paperwhite, Calibre, and Mobipocket for Pc (netbook)	Dr. Asimov also wrote some of his own. When he was having surgery on his throat he wrote: "Dr. Dr, in your green coat Dr. Dr. Cut my throat, And when you've finished Dr. Then Kindly sew it up again. I gather he said it to his Dr. Just before going under and the Dr. had to get his laughter under control before he could begin the surgery.

10-22-2014, 08:01 AM	#8127
Adoby Handy Elephant Posts: 1,736 Karma: 26785668 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Southern Sweden, far out in the quiet woods Device: Thinkpad E595, Ubuntu Mate, Huawei Mediapad 5, Bouye Likebook Plus	There are two types of people: Those who always finish what they started.

10-22-2014, 09:12 AM	#8128
PeterT Grand Sorcerer Posts: 12,168 Karma: 73448616 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Toronto Device: Nexus 7, Clara, Touch, Tolino EPOS	The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

10-23-2014, 01:36 PM	#8130
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,501 Karma: 64095689 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Marvelous!