Silliness Escape Committee - Page 35

GeoffC · 03-01-2009, 04:44 AM

Hang on - Mindy's a confectionary ! ?

montsnmags · 03-01-2009, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

Hang on - Mindy's a confectionary ! ?

I don't know. Perhaps you should ask her?

Cheers,
Marc

GeoffC · 03-01-2009, 06:08 AM

Mindy, sweetie ..... ?

Sweetpea · 03-01-2009, 06:58 AM

I'm not taking any medicine if I don't know what purpose it has...

Mindy · 03-02-2009, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Unless they want you to think you should choose the goblet in front of you, which means they clearly want you to choose the goblet behind you.

I'll take whichever goblet is most full, or least empty.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

Mindy, sweetie ..... ?

Yes, my little vegan-chocolate-coated-giver-of-treats?

LazyScot · 03-02-2009, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Unless they want you to think you should choose the goblet in front of you, which means they clearly want you to choose the goblet behind you.

A slightly less well-known classic blunder is this: never go in against a pshrynk when freedom is on the line!

Why has nobody got the (apparent) Princes' Bride reference?

Anyhow, are you lot going to stop arguing about chocolate and medication and come up with some fool-proof plan (and let's face it, I'm a pretty big fool to be asking you this) to get me out of here before I have to resort to the Pandaborg and a drunken llama. After all, the fencing mask is starting to chafe, it does somewhat limit the foods I can eat, and I'd really like to see that new writer's wing they're supposed to have built here-abouts.

Must stop -- looks like the Doc's golf round is over...

Mindy · 03-02-2009, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

A slightly less well-known classic blunder is this: never go in against a pshrynk when freedom is on the line!

Why has nobody got the (apparent) Princes' Bride reference?

Admit it, you wanted to say it was inconceivable...

(The Princess Bride, btw)

RWood · 03-03-2009, 04:41 PM

Memo

Date: 03 March 09
To: All Escape Committee Members
From: The Laddy by the Door
Ref: ID Badges

Based on the recent increase in traffic through the door behind my desk (after hours, please continue to use the escape hatch located below the desk), we are forced to issue ID badges with color coding for levels of access and fees to be charged. Yes, the Frequent Escape Plan has been implemented with quantity discounts starting at your fifth escape.

Please report to my desk at the following dates and times based on the last digit of your IQ score:

0 = 10:00 04 March
1 = 11:00 04 March
2 = 13:00 04 March
3 = 14:00 04 March
4 = 15:00 04 March
5 = 10:00 05 March
6 = 11:00 05 March
7 = 13:00 05 March
8 = 14:00 05 March
9 = 15:00 05 March

Those with an IQ under 10 or who think they are a pshrynk may come when they can.

There is no charge for the ID badge.

pshrynk · 03-03-2009, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWood

Memo

Date: 03 March 09
To: All Escape Committee Members
From: The Laddy by the Door
Ref: ID Badges

Based on the recent increase in traffic through the door behind my desk (after hours, please continue to use the escape hatch located below the desk), we are forced to issue ID badges with color coding for levels of access and fees to be charged. Yes, the Frequent Escape Plan has been implemented with quantity discounts starting at your fifth escape.

Please report to my desk at the following dates and times based on the last digit of your IQ score:

0 = 10:00 04 March
1 = 11:00 04 March
2 = 13:00 04 March
3 = 14:00 04 March
4 = 15:00 04 March
5 = 10:00 05 March
6 = 11:00 05 March
7 = 13:00 05 March
8 = 14:00 05 March
9 = 15:00 05 March

Those with an IQ under 10 or who think they are a pshrynk may come when they can.

There is no charge for the ID badge.

Oh, good! I waas having problems figuring that out!

montsnmags · 03-03-2009, 07:46 PM

Pizza Ape: 'Ere, laddy, did you order a pizza?

Laddy: Yes, I did. You've taken your good time, haven't you?

Pizza Ape: Well, it's as hard to break-in as it is to break-out

Laddy: Whaddaya mean? How do you know? Why...?

Pizza Ape: [quickly] ~ahem~ It was an Aussie special, wasn't it?

Laddy: Yes, with egg, beetroot, bacon and squirrel, but...

Pizza Ape: Well, here you go then?

Laddy: HOLD ON! What's that squirrel doing alive on my pizza?!

Pizza Ape: Well, by the looks of it, he's really pissed off, and charging up a Higgs Bosonic Mass Displacement Cannon

Laddy: But, but, but...

Pizza Ape: I would suggest the duck next time.

Laddy: What?! Duck?!

[KAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOMfffwwwwwwOOOOOOOP!!!]

Pizza Ape: [looking wryly at squirrel] Hmm, yes, "Duck". They never listen, do they?

Squirrel: Giggle

pshrynk · 03-03-2009, 08:00 PM

I hate it when that happens.

montsnmags · 03-03-2009, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

I hate it when that happens.

A replacement Laddy Unit (Model# 504e53) has been despatched, priority, express, day-before delivery, from the Montsnmags Employment Agency. We hope it meets with your satisfaction.

Cheers,
Professor Samuel Pierre Onage
Customer Relations Leader
Montsnmags Employment Agency

desertgrandma · 03-03-2009, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

A replacement Laddy Unit (Model# 504e53) has been despatched, priority, express, day-before delivery, from the Montsnmags Employment Agency. We hope it meets with your satisfaction.

Cheers,
Professor Samuel Pierre Onage
Customer Relations Leader
Montsnmags Employment Agency

Is that a teeny tiny little door next to your desk?

montsnmags · 03-03-2009, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Is that a teeny tiny little door next to your desk?

[Kicks overflowing bin over into corner. Topples credenza into corner. Throws jacket off back of chair into corner. Kicks chair into corner. Upends desk into corner. Throws body over resultant pile obscuring corner]

No.

desertgrandma · 03-03-2009, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

[Kicks overflowing bin over into corner. Topples credenza into corner. Throws jacket off back of chair into corner. Kicks chair into corner. Upends desk into corner. Throws body over resultant pile obscuring corner]

No.

FOUND IT!!! FOUND IT!!! ITS OVER HERE!!! (points to monkey man (boy?) lying on top of pile ............

03-03-2009, 07:46 PM	#520
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Pizza Ape: 'Ere, laddy, did you order a pizza? Laddy: Yes, I did. You've taken your good time, haven't you? Pizza Ape: Well, it's as hard to break-in as it is to break-out Laddy: Whaddaya mean? How do you know? Why...? Pizza Ape: [quickly] ~ahem~ It was an Aussie special, wasn't it? Laddy: Yes, with egg, beetroot, bacon and squirrel, but... Pizza Ape: Well, here you go then? Laddy: HOLD ON! What's that squirrel doing alive on my pizza?! Pizza Ape: Well, by the looks of it, he's really pissed off, and charging up a Higgs Bosonic Mass Displacement Cannon Laddy: But, but, but... Pizza Ape: I would suggest the duck next time. Laddy: What?! Duck?! [KAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOMfffwwwwwwOOOOOOOP!!!] Pizza Ape: [looking wryly at squirrel] Hmm, yes, "Duck". They never listen, do they? Squirrel: Giggle Last edited by montsnmags; 03-03-2009 at 08:14 PM.

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03-01-2009, 04:44 AM	#511
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Hang on - Mindy's a confectionary ! ?

03-01-2009, 06:08 AM	#513
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,600 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Mindy, sweetie ..... ?

03-01-2009, 06:58 AM	#514
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	I'm not taking any medicine if I don't know what purpose it has...

03-03-2009, 04:41 PM	#518
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	Memo Date: 03 March 09 To: All Escape Committee Members From: The Laddy by the Door Ref: ID Badges Based on the recent increase in traffic through the door behind my desk (after hours, please continue to use the escape hatch located below the desk), we are forced to issue ID badges with color coding for levels of access and fees to be charged. Yes, the Frequent Escape Plan has been implemented with quantity discounts starting at your fifth escape. Please report to my desk at the following dates and times based on the last digit of your IQ score: 0 = 10:00 04 March 1 = 11:00 04 March 2 = 13:00 04 March 3 = 14:00 04 March 4 = 15:00 04 March 5 = 10:00 05 March 6 = 11:00 05 March 7 = 13:00 05 March 8 = 14:00 05 March 9 = 15:00 05 March Those with an IQ under 10 or who think they are a pshrynk may come when they can. There is no charge for the ID badge.

03-03-2009, 08:00 PM	#521
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I hate it when that happens.

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