A Pocketbook Guide to Heaven

RiverDawg · 03-14-2011, 08:40 PM

This month I just published my first eBook on Amazon's KDP site! The most difficult part was getting the right cover image and I am not sure I succeeded there; it would be great to get some feedback. My first couple choices weren't compatible for one reason or another, but the current one was successful. I feel like it is alluring and may attract people to try the book, but at the same time it wasn't totally what I had in mind as 100% fitting for the content. It does have a spiritual aspect and mystery to it with the moon and silhouette.

The book itself is a short read, but should be inspiring and educational. It is in question and answer form, and what I hope to accomplish is that people will download it and keep it handy as a reference guide for both inspiration and if they have questions about spirituality they want answered. I am working on additional parts so this is just the first in a series. Please let me know what you think.

The book can be found here: http://www.amazon.com/Pocketbook-Gui...0148954&sr=1-1

ardeegee · 03-14-2011, 10:11 PM

Q: Are there naked moonlight babes in Heaven?

A: Yes, you will be assigned 72 of them. But only if you die fighting the infidel pig dog scum.

Q: In Heaven, do people attempt to sell 24 kilobyte files for $2.99?

A: No, those people go straight to Hell.

Worldwalker · 03-14-2011, 10:36 PM

Q. In Heaven, do people see the "Self-Promo" section and decide not to use that, but to post their self-promo in some other section?

A. No, those people go to Hell along with the sellers of undersized files.

lene1949 · 03-15-2011, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardeegee

Q: Are there naked moonlight babes in Heaven?

A: Yes, you will be assigned 72 of them. But only if you die fighting the infidel pig dog scum.

Q: In Heaven, do people attempt to sell 24 kilobyte files for $2.99?

A: No, those people go straight to Hell.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worldwalker

Q. In Heaven, do people see the "Self-Promo" section and decide not to use that, but to post their self-promo in some other section?

A. No, those people go to Hell along with the sellers of undersized files.

You guys are funny...

MmavisO · 03-15-2011, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardeegee

Q: In Heaven, do people attempt to sell 24 kilobyte files for $2.99?

A: No, those people go straight to Hell.

Well, it is called the Pocketbook Guide to Heaven! Even if you print it out, it will fit in your pocket!

03-14-2011, 08:40 PM	#1
RiverDawg Junior Member Posts: 2 Karma: 10 Join Date: Mar 2011 Device: iPad	A Pocketbook Guide to Heaven This month I just published my first eBook on Amazon's KDP site! The most difficult part was getting the right cover image and I am not sure I succeeded there; it would be great to get some feedback. My first couple choices weren't compatible for one reason or another, but the current one was successful. I feel like it is alluring and may attract people to try the book, but at the same time it wasn't totally what I had in mind as 100% fitting for the content. It does have a spiritual aspect and mystery to it with the moon and silhouette. The book itself is a short read, but should be inspiring and educational. It is in question and answer form, and what I hope to accomplish is that people will download it and keep it handy as a reference guide for both inspiration and if they have questions about spirituality they want answered. I am working on additional parts so this is just the first in a series. Please let me know what you think. The book can be found here: http://www.amazon.com/Pocketbook-Gui...0148954&sr=1-1

03-14-2011, 10:11 PM	#2
ardeegee Maratus speciosus butt Posts: 3,292 Karma: 1162698 Join Date: Sep 2009 Device: PRS-350	Q: Are there naked moonlight babes in Heaven? A: Yes, you will be assigned 72 of them. But only if you die fighting the infidel pig dog scum. Q: In Heaven, do people attempt to sell 24 kilobyte files for $2.99? A: No, those people go straight to Hell. Last edited by ardeegee; 03-14-2011 at 10:16 PM.

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03-14-2011, 10:36 PM	#3
Worldwalker Curmudgeon Posts: 3,085 Karma: 722357 Join Date: Feb 2010 Device: PRS-505	Q. In Heaven, do people see the "Self-Promo" section and decide not to use that, but to post their self-promo in some other section? A. No, those people go to Hell along with the sellers of undersized files.