Silliness Is chicken soup an abomination? - Page 13

SameOldStory · 09-04-2010, 10:56 AM

Oh, I'm just concerned about the health of gallinaceous birds the world over. But mostly it's chickens.

Perhaps if a CPD opens to complement KFC, I might like ducks as much as I like chicken Chickens.

CPD?

Spoiler:

poohbear_nc · 09-04-2010, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SameOldStory

AprilHare looks GREAT!

But that I think that the little guy may be anorexic.

I'm very concerned about him. That's why I keep asking him over to eat, err, something.

But ... but ... I've been working out! You won't believe how much exercise I've been getting running away from fiends, errr, friends.
Especially friends waving hello with BBQ implelments!

SameOldStory · 09-04-2010, 02:32 PM

Poohbear, I say this as your friend. You are anorexic, AND paranoid.

I'm here for you buddy. I really am. Just waiting for you.

And getting hungery.

You just need a little help.

Come, relax on my counter.

You don't happen to live in Salmiya, do you?

poohbear_nc · 09-04-2010, 08:10 PM

*Sob* They used to give away clocks, toasters, radios!
Now, oh I can't go on. I'm climbing back into my egg shell now!

SameOldStory · 09-04-2010, 08:49 PM

WAIT! don’t do that.

I was planning to go hunting tomorrow. And on the way home I picked up a hunting vest for you. After all I don't want there to be any confusion out there.

Just think about it. You, ol buddy, and me out in the fresh air.

poohbear_nc · 09-04-2010, 08:52 PM

How thoughtful - a pre-bloodstained vest! How could I ever have misread your benign and friendly intentions?

SameOldStory · 09-04-2010, 11:03 PM

You need a little R&R poohbear.

So I went out and found you a date. What a pal, right.

That's me.

So there's a little language problem. But She's really excited about meeting you tomorrow at the BBQ. Now don't forget to come early.

And I think that she wrote this song just for you.

TGS · 09-05-2010, 09:36 AM

Who was it who said that a chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg?

kennyc · 09-05-2010, 09:39 AM

Dawkins.

AprilHare · 09-06-2010, 07:08 AM

Stop looking at me like that... it's like you're all undressing and defeathering me with your eyes! I can see the BBQ coals burning in your eyes!

kennyc · 09-06-2010, 07:24 AM

That's just your stock answer -- Chicken Stock. mmmm.....

AprilHare · 09-06-2010, 07:34 AM

Chicken stock is rarely made from chicken you know. Of course, it is shocking anyone would want a simulated taste of my magnificent meat!

SameOldStory · 09-06-2010, 11:33 AM

A tribute to chickens.

April, when all is said and done, the world has great respect for you and you ken.

There have been many books, written in many languages, on the many ways to honor a chicken.

Tributes to chicken are in every land.

And it should never be forgotten that when Columbus crossed the Atlantic there were chickens giving their all to help in the mission.

Yes we celebrate chickens.

And we wish to help you anyway we can.

To you chickens, we raise the lids of our grill to salute you.
(With a drum roll)

kennyc · 09-06-2010, 11:48 AM

Yeah and when I worked at Goodyear Aerospace they used the famous "Chicken Gun" to shoot frozen chickens at airplane windshields. How much more respectable can one get than that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_gun

poohbear_nc · 09-06-2010, 11:52 AM

*sob* drum(stick) roll? You fowl, fowl fiends!
Coating your compliments in a greasy BBQ sauce of lies! Lies!
Butcherous blathering! Go eat a vegan!

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09-04-2010, 10:56 AM	#181
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Oh, I'm just concerned about the health of gallinaceous birds the world over. But mostly it's chickens. Perhaps if a CPD opens to complement KFC, I might like ducks as much as I like chicken Chickens. CPD? Spoiler: Chinese Peking Duck of course.

09-06-2010, 07:08 AM	#190
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Stop looking at me like that... it's like you're all undressing and defeathering me with your eyes! I can see the BBQ coals burning in your eyes! Last edited by AprilHare; 09-06-2010 at 07:11 AM.

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09-04-2010, 02:32 PM	#183
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Poohbear, I say this as your friend. You are anorexic, AND paranoid. I'm here for you buddy. I really am. Just waiting for you. And getting hungery. You just need a little help. Come, relax on my counter. You don't happen to live in Salmiya, do you?

09-04-2010, 08:10 PM	#184
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,875 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Sob They used to give away clocks, toasters, radios! Now, oh I can't go on. I'm climbing back into my egg shell now!

09-04-2010, 08:49 PM	#185
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	WAIT! don’t do that. I was planning to go hunting tomorrow. And on the way home I picked up a hunting vest for you. After all I don't want there to be any confusion out there. Just think about it. You, ol buddy, and me out in the fresh air.

09-04-2010, 08:52 PM	#186
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,875 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	How thoughtful - a pre-bloodstained vest! How could I ever have misread your benign and friendly intentions?

09-04-2010, 11:03 PM	#187
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	You need a little R&R poohbear. So I went out and found you a date. What a pal, right. That's me. So there's a little language problem. But She's really excited about meeting you tomorrow at the BBQ. Now don't forget to come early. And I think that she wrote this song just for you.

09-05-2010, 09:36 AM	#188
TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	Who was it who said that a chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg?

09-05-2010, 09:39 AM	#189
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,872 Karma: 118716293 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	Dawkins.

09-06-2010, 07:24 AM	#191
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,872 Karma: 118716293 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	That's just your stock answer -- Chicken Stock. mmmm.....

09-06-2010, 07:34 AM	#192
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Chicken stock is rarely made from chicken you know. Of course, it is shocking anyone would want a simulated taste of my magnificent meat!

09-06-2010, 11:33 AM	#193
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	A tribute to chickens. April, when all is said and done, the world has great respect for you and you ken. There have been many books, written in many languages, on the many ways to honor a chicken. Tributes to chicken are in every land. And it should never be forgotten that when Columbus crossed the Atlantic there were chickens giving their all to help in the mission. Yes we celebrate chickens. And we wish to help you anyway we can. To you chickens, we raise the lids of our grill to salute you. (With a drum roll)

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09-06-2010, 11:48 AM	#194
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,872 Karma: 118716293 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	Yeah and when I worked at Goodyear Aerospace they used the famous "Chicken Gun" to shoot frozen chickens at airplane windshields. How much more respectable can one get than that? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_gun

09-06-2010, 11:52 AM	#195
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,875 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	sob drum(stick) roll? You fowl, fowl fiends! Coating your compliments in a greasy BBQ sauce of lies! Lies! Butcherous blathering! Go eat a vegan!