04-19-2013, 01:24 PM | #6406 |
FUBAR!
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04-19-2013, 03:30 PM | #6407 |
Close to the Edit!
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04-19-2013, 05:52 PM | #6408 |
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We need to institute negative karma. Although, I could see some of us abusing that rather badly.
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04-19-2013, 05:58 PM | #6409 |
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Just finished reading a couple of very short books.
"Bipartisan Politics in America" and "Republican Compromise". |
04-19-2013, 06:03 PM | #6410 |
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04-19-2013, 06:08 PM | #6411 |
Is that a sandwich?
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I still sing my ABC’s to see which letter comes first.
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04-19-2013, 08:00 PM | #6412 |
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04-20-2013, 01:26 PM | #6413 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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04-20-2013, 01:59 PM | #6414 |
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04-20-2013, 02:35 PM | #6415 |
Is that a sandwich?
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04-21-2013, 05:07 PM | #6416 |
Is that a sandwich?
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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don’t wear hats.
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04-21-2013, 05:26 PM | #6417 |
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And now even a banana would be funnier than you
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04-22-2013, 06:54 AM | #6418 |
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If anyone tells you that you have ADHD.
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04-22-2013, 03:50 PM | #6419 |
Bah, humbug!
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A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?" "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home." "What a line of baloney....you're under arrest." The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!" "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?" "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck. The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the warden! "Whut fish?" asked the redneck. Last edited by WT Sharpe; 04-22-2013 at 03:57 PM. |
04-22-2013, 04:46 PM | #6420 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Most people want a perfect relationship. I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
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