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Old 08-08-2014, 04:33 PM   #2566
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*passes Guinness to poohbear*

Here you go. You made an excellent patient!
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Old 08-08-2014, 04:53 PM   #2567
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*hic* OK ... I could use a good tune up ... some of my joints are sticking a bit ... *hic*

Are you bringing more Guinness?
PoohBear, I'm getting concerned. You have consumed a large massive ginormous amount of Guinness, maybe you should slow down a bit.

*Solitaire1 unleashes his newest invention, the Guinness Converter! He activates it and all of the Guinness in the thread is converted into healthy apple juice.*

We have to save PoohBear. I doubt that massively pickled chicken would be very tasty.
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PoohBear, I'm getting concerned. You have consumed a large massive ginormous amount of Guinness, maybe you should slow down a bit.

*Solitaire1 unleashes his newest invention, the Guinness Converter! He activates it and all of the Guinness in the thread is converted into healthy apple juice.*

We have to save PoohBear. I doubt that massively pickled chicken would be very tasty.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flora_a...cworld#Scumble
http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/Scumble

"It's made from apples. Well, mostly apples."

Yes, very healthy indeed.

Scumble in Lancre has earned the populace of the area a reputation for having "Four brain cells, huddling together for warmth". Nanny Ogg's particular recipe is known as "suicider."

"Apples", hmph.
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Old 08-08-2014, 05:38 PM   #2569
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Hmmmm .... what's this strange brew inside my Guinness bottle? And why are my brain cells whimpering in fear?

*sip* *glug* SPLAT!

Oh! That's why ...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I wonder if scumble is added to a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster to make it an even more mind-numbing drink, taking it from mind numbing to mind destroying.
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I wonder if scumble is added to a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster to make it an even more mind-numbing drink, taking it from mind numbing to mind destroying.
That combination could annihilate small binary star systems .....
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I wonder if scumble is added to a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster to make it an even more mind-numbing drink, taking it from mind numbing to mind destroying.
There is nothing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster can do to get noticed. It may have been the trope namer, but Discworld specializes in taking tropes to extremes. Even the Token Quote is from Discworld. But the Gargle Blaster is a better name.

In other words, it IS that bad!

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Hmmmm .... what's this strange brew inside my Guinness bottle? And why are my brain cells whimpering in fear?

*sip* *glug* SPLAT!

Oh! That's why ...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I discovered something you should be aware of. When I was setting the Guinness converter, I accidentally set it to convert Guinness into applejack, not apple juice. According to my Wikipedia check, when it comes to alcohol content it's at least four times stronger than Guinness. Your brain cells were wise to be afraid...they should be very afraid.
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Old 08-10-2014, 11:20 AM   #2574
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I discovered something you should be aware of. When I was setting the Guinness converter, I accidentally set it to convert Guinness into applejack, not apple juice. According to my Wikipedia check, when it comes to alcohol content it's at least four times stronger than Guinness. Your brain cells were wise to be afraid...they should be very afraid.
Isn't the scumble a bigger problem?
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Isn't the scumble a bigger problem?
I don't think so. Scumble doesn't exist in this world, but applejack does (and not just the "My Little Pony" character).
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I don't think so. Scumble doesn't exist in this world, but applejack does (and not just the "My Little Pony" character).
And neither does a great deal of what goes on in this thread particularly. Examples include talking chickens and Guiness converters.

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