Silliness Pandaborg King

psockpuppet · 08-18-2008, 02:15 PM

Um, Mr pshrynk? Sir? Could I have a moment of your time? We at Padaborg Central have a dilemma. It seems that we need a royal figure for the Padaborg to match up with that of the TV characters that we, umm borrowed. We really didn't expect this, since it came right out of left field. We were wondering if you would be interested.

zelda_pinwheel · 08-18-2008, 02:22 PM

Mr. Pshrynk, Sir, i can't think of a worthier royal figurehead for the pandaborg. i think you should accept the job.

nekokami · 08-18-2008, 02:25 PM

Which TV characters did they borrow?

pshrynk · 08-18-2008, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psockpuppet

Um, Mr pshrynk? Sir? Could I have a moment of your time? We at Padaborg Central have a dilemma. It seems that we need a royal figure for the Padaborg to match up with that of the TV characters that we, umm borrowed. We really didn't expect this, since it came right out of left field. We were wondering if you would be interested.

That depends. Does it involve:

1) Getting ucky skin coloration on my face?
2) Having a strange titanium tail on my head?
3) a - insinuating sex with an android or
b - grafting skin onto an android?
4) Having anything at all to do with Star trek Voyager?
5) Being melted down by Jean Luc Picard, using a cheesy deus ex machina ending?

DixieGal · 08-18-2008, 02:28 PM

Hi Psockpuppet! Welcome!

As you can see, I just gave you 2 karma points... when I tried with 1, it called me a penny-pincher and said I must do at least 2.

I also left you a smutty message to go along with the 2 points.

And you can't have our pshrynk. Back off now!

WELCOME! Happy Reading! (But not with my pshrynk!)

psockpuppet · 08-18-2008, 02:29 PM

Well,

1 - Only if you want it.
2 - No.
3 - a - Ew!
b - Not unless he wants it
4 - Not unless there is a radical change to the copyright laws in this multiverse.
5 - Not usually, no.

psockpuppet · 08-18-2008, 02:39 PM

We have contracted with Montsnmags International for the coronation celebration.

Does anyone know what this subclause is all about here, with the language that looks like it was written in blood by a psychotic monkey? Out translation program had some problems with that. The lawyers from MI said it was just boilerplate and so we signed it, anyway.

pshrynk · 08-18-2008, 02:40 PM

Well, let me think about it. Okay, sure. Is there a ceremony with lots of food and drinks?

pshrynk · 08-18-2008, 02:40 PM

we seem to be in a state of temporal flux, here.

pshrynk · 08-18-2008, 02:43 PM

Is everyone in my kingdom prone to being this daft?

psockpuppet · 08-18-2008, 02:43 PM

Umm. Mostly, yes. But we have the fmanual and have spent nearly an hour trying to read it.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-18-2008, 02:44 PM

Won't he at least get a new chip in his head, so he can finally understand those jokes he heard five years ago? (If not... what's the point?)

Say, wait a second... you look awful familiar, psockpuppet. Didn't we meet at the Kessel Run Rally? Or was it at the christening of the Excelsior? Yeah... you tried to sell me one of those space pens, but it had all these little writhing wires on the end of it...

psockpuppet · 08-18-2008, 02:47 PM

I'm sure that that was not me, Mr Jordan. I was definitely not acutelated at the time. In fact, the use of the trans time warp technology was not approved until...

Oh.

Never mind. It wasn't me.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-18-2008, 02:48 PM

Pshrynk. Dude. Don't sign nothin'.

Come to think of it, check that dude's DNA, and make sure it doesn't match any DNA you know of.

Like yours.

pshrynk · 08-18-2008, 02:51 PM

:scribblescribble:

What?

Oh, c'mon, Steve! Look at how cute he is! What could possibly go wrong?

I mean, look: It says right here that there will be no zit popping videos or trips to the Fairy Princess website.

Just a little crowning ceremony and a party put on by Montsnmags International.

08-18-2008, 02:15 PM	#1
psockpuppet Lefty, Hugo, and me! Posts: 104 Karma: 29030 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Guttenberg Bible	Pandaborg King Um, Mr pshrynk? Sir? Could I have a moment of your time? We at Padaborg Central have a dilemma. It seems that we need a royal figure for the Padaborg to match up with that of the TV characters that we, umm borrowed. We really didn't expect this, since it came right out of left field. We were wondering if you would be interested.

08-18-2008, 02:48 PM	#14
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Pshrynk. Dude. Don't sign nothin'. Come to think of it, check that dude's DNA, and make sure it doesn't match any DNA you know of. Like yours. Last edited by Steven Lyle Jordan; 08-18-2008 at 02:50 PM.

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08-18-2008, 02:22 PM	#2
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	Mr. Pshrynk, Sir, i can't think of a worthier royal figurehead for the pandaborg. i think you should accept the job.

08-18-2008, 02:25 PM	#3
nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	Which TV characters did they borrow?

08-18-2008, 02:28 PM	#5
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Hi Psockpuppet! Welcome! As you can see, I just gave you 2 karma points... when I tried with 1, it called me a penny-pincher and said I must do at least 2. I also left you a smutty message to go along with the 2 points. And you can't have our pshrynk. Back off now! WELCOME! Happy Reading! (But not with my pshrynk!)

08-18-2008, 02:29 PM	#6
psockpuppet Lefty, Hugo, and me! Posts: 104 Karma: 29030 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Guttenberg Bible	Well, 1 - Only if you want it. 2 - No. 3 - a - Ew! b - Not unless he wants it 4 - Not unless there is a radical change to the copyright laws in this multiverse. 5 - Not usually, no.

08-18-2008, 02:39 PM	#7
psockpuppet Lefty, Hugo, and me! Posts: 104 Karma: 29030 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Guttenberg Bible	We have contracted with Montsnmags International for the coronation celebration. Does anyone know what this subclause is all about here, with the language that looks like it was written in blood by a psychotic monkey? Out translation program had some problems with that. The lawyers from MI said it was just boilerplate and so we signed it, anyway.

08-18-2008, 02:40 PM	#8
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Well, let me think about it. Okay, sure. Is there a ceremony with lots of food and drinks?

08-18-2008, 02:43 PM	#10
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Is everyone in my kingdom prone to being this daft?

08-18-2008, 02:44 PM	#12
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Won't he at least get a new chip in his head, so he can finally understand those jokes he heard five years ago? (If not... what's the point?) Say, wait a second... you look awful familiar, psockpuppet. Didn't we meet at the Kessel Run Rally? Or was it at the christening of the Excelsior? Yeah... you tried to sell me one of those space pens, but it had all these little writhing wires on the end of it...

08-18-2008, 02:47 PM	#13
psockpuppet Lefty, Hugo, and me! Posts: 104 Karma: 29030 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Guttenberg Bible	I'm sure that that was not me, Mr Jordan. I was definitely not acutelated at the time. In fact, the use of the trans time warp technology was not approved until... Oh. Never mind. It wasn't me.

08-18-2008, 02:51 PM	#15
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	:scribblescribble: What? Oh, c'mon, Steve! Look at how cute he is! What could possibly go wrong? I mean, look: It says right here that there will be no zit popping videos or trips to the Fairy Princess website. Just a little crowning ceremony and a party put on by Montsnmags International.

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