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Old 11-30-2013, 04:58 PM   #1876
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The cute lizard has his own 'little pony' and is sprinkling fairy dust on all of us! Awwwwwwwwwwwww ..... what a sweet widdle weptile .... shawing candy wif fweinds .....

*retch* *retch*
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Old 12-01-2013, 12:27 PM   #1877
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The cute lizard has his own 'little pony' and is sprinkling fairy dust on all of us! Awwwwwwwwwwwww ..... what a sweet widdle weptile .... shawing candy wif fweinds .....

*retch* *retch*
*Solitaire1 thinks: "Excellent, my use of cuteness as a weapon is working...soon the small chicken shall be ready when cuteness causes his insides to move outside of his body. Now to up the cuteness of this post, I hope to overload level!*
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Old 12-01-2013, 01:57 PM   #1878
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*gag* Snugglelina? *retch* Schnuffel bunny?

You merciless fiend! I'm melting! Melting! Into a puddle .... of ....


sweet & sour chicken soup!
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:26 PM   #1879
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Okay, I'll help.

*Solitaire1 gets a container and puts the PoohBear soup into it. He put it the freezer so that PoohBear can solidify.*

*A few minutes later, Solitaire1 takes PoohBear out of the freezer. He opens the container and PoohBear slides out...in the form of a cylinder.*

Umm...I guess that didn't work out too well.
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Old 12-01-2013, 03:13 PM   #1880
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Old 12-01-2013, 03:15 PM   #1881
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Okay, I'll help.

*Solitaire1 gets a container and puts the PoohBear soup into it. He put it the freezer so that PoohBear can solidify.*

*A few minutes later, Solitaire1 takes PoohBear out of the freezer. He opens the container and PoohBear slides out...in the form of a cylinder.*

Umm...I guess that didn't work out too well.
That would be dependent on your point of view.
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Old 12-01-2013, 04:07 PM   #1882
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Chicken rolls into a patch of sunlight, slowly thaws & regains former handsome shape .... sneaks out of Land of the Over-Cute Lizard and hides where no lizard will ever dare trespass ...
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Old 12-01-2013, 04:28 PM   #1883
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Chicken rolls into a patch of sunlight, slowly thaws & regains former handsome shape .... sneaks out of Land of the Over-Cute Lizard and hides where no lizard will ever dare trespass ...
So, you challenge me not to follow you. I accept your challenge.

*Solitaire1 prepares for his quest to locate Poohbear in the dangerous and deadly realms of the thread. He begins tough and intensive training to prepare what he will face, something like this:*
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Old 12-01-2013, 04:31 PM   #1884
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Chicken views cutesy video .... suddenly feels VERY safe & secure .... pops open a brewskie and waits for further 'entertainment' from the cutesy-wutesy widdle lizard ....

Maybe Santa will bring him a real sword ...
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Old 12-01-2013, 04:40 PM   #1885
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Old 12-01-2013, 04:54 PM   #1886
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*chicken nervously checks behind sofa and under tables for stray lizards .... *

Fortunately Goldie cat is an experienced skink stalker ...
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Old 12-01-2013, 07:26 PM   #1887
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I just realized that The Mansion of Enchantment is not an appropriate place for a get together. It would be fine for a Halloween Celebration, where it's dark and foreboding nature would be appropriate.

But this is Christmas Season! We need to celebrate in a happy and joyous place. A place that is warm and inviting!

*Solitaire1 searches the threadiverse for a new location for the get together. He eventually finds a magical place that's just right: The Castle Of Cozyness. It's a wonderful place full of joy and happiness, with pastel-colored ponies pulling carts filled with candy canes, sugar drops, and sugar cookies. Taffy teddy bears dance to the music of a gingerbread man polka band. Outside the castle is a river of hot cocoa where the small marshmallow minions leap in and enjoy the warmth.*

This is perfect! I'm sure that everyone will love meeting here. Look at those caramel cookie carts full of vanilla and maple coated donuts. Over there are tankards full of apple cider and grape juice. It's so wonderful!

Welcome to the Castle of Cozyness!
Oh very well...

*prepares the high velocity candy cane launchers*
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Old 12-01-2013, 07:43 PM   #1888
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Oh very well...

*prepares the high velocity candy cane launchers*
Don't forget the jelly bean land mines .....
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Old 12-02-2013, 12:05 PM   #1889
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Old 12-02-2013, 12:17 PM   #1890
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*chicken nervously checks behind sofa and under tables for stray lizards .... *

Fortunately Goldie cat is an experienced skink stalker ...
Unfortunately, your attempts to locate me are doomed to failure. I, on the other hand, will be watching you at all times. Soon you'll feel like you're living this song:


My chameleonic abilities will allow me to blend into the background so well that you won't be able to see me.
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