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Fbone · 07-04-2013, 01:19 PM

Q: What has four wheels and flies?

Spoiler:

WT Sharpe · 07-04-2013, 08:39 PM

Been reading those Bazooka Joe comics again, I see. Don't you know that stuff will rot your teeth?

Stitchawl · 07-04-2013, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Been reading those Bazooka Joe comics again, I see. Don't you know that stuff will rot your teeth?

The bubble gum or the jokes?

Stitchawl

WT Sharpe · 07-05-2013, 01:32 PM

The gum will rot your teeth. The jokes will rot your brain. I speak from personal experience on both counts.

HomeInMyShoes · 07-05-2013, 02:21 PM

WT Sharpe · 07-05-2013, 02:41 PM

Exactly: case in point. But how did Wonder Woman and Aquaman manage a guest spot in the strip?

moyogi2 · 07-05-2013, 02:59 PM

Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0 K now.

Stitchawl · 07-05-2013, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Exactly: case in point. But how did Wonder Woman and Aquaman manage a guest spot in the strip?

Wonder Woman could do a guest strip for me anytime. I was in LUV with her. When other 10-yr old boys were staring at the neglige ads in the Sears catalog, I was lusting over a comic book.

Stitchawl

Fbone · 07-06-2013, 12:46 PM

The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.

steven522 · 07-07-2013, 09:08 AM

I've been accused of killing time....

guanaco · 07-07-2013, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steven522

I've been accused of killing time....

Yeah, I'm guilty as charged.

WT Sharpe · 07-07-2013, 07:50 PM

Never yawn in a dog's face unless you want your tonsils licked.

That's not a joke, just an observation.

Fbone · 07-07-2013, 08:10 PM

BF: Hey, we need to breakup. Sorry.
GF: WHAT? WHY? :'(
BF: Oh, sorry... wrong person.
GF: Oh, okay... wait WHAT?

Lynx-lynx · 07-07-2013, 11:38 PM

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses
until they stop running.

2. Strike while the
bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before
Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of
termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but
How?

6. Don't bite the hand that
looks dirty.

7. No news is
impossible

8. A miss is as good as a
Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new
Math

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll
stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust
Me.

12. The pen is mightier than the
pigs.

13. An idle mind is
the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's
pollution.

15. Happy the bride who
gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is
not much.

17. Two's company, three's
the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what
you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
You have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as
Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not
spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed
get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you
See in the picture on the box

24. When the blind lead the blind
get out of the way.

25. A bird in the hand
is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26. Better late than
Pregnant

yvanleterrible · 07-08-2013, 06:18 AM

I should have known better than to read this while drinking my coffee...

At least the iPad is somewhat easy to clean!

07-04-2013, 01:19 PM	#6706
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Q: What has four wheels and flies? Spoiler: A: A garbage truck.

07-07-2013, 11:38 PM	#6719
Lynx-lynx Treachery of images ... Posts: 4,069 Karma: 91561091 Join Date: May 2012 Location: Australia Device: Blackberry Playbook, Sony 650, Kobo Glo, H2O, Aura One, Forma, Libra 2	A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don't change horses until they stop running. 2. Strike while the bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but How? 6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. 7. No news is impossible 8. A miss is as good as a Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new Math 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust Me. 12. The pen is mightier than the pigs. 13. An idle mind is the best way to relax. 14. Where there's smoke there's pollution. 15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents. 16. A penny saved is not much. 17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers. 18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed. 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose. 20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder. 21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded. 22. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries. 23. You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box 24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way. 25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you. And the WINNER and last one! 26. Better late than Pregnant Last edited by Lynx-lynx; 07-07-2013 at 11:46 PM.

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07-04-2013, 08:39 PM	#6707
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,073 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Been reading those Bazooka Joe comics again, I see. Don't you know that stuff will rot your teeth?

07-05-2013, 01:32 PM	#6709
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,073 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	The gum will rot your teeth. The jokes will rot your brain. I speak from personal experience on both counts.

07-05-2013, 02:21 PM	#6710
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none

07-05-2013, 02:41 PM	#6711
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,073 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Exactly: case in point. But how did Wonder Woman and Aquaman manage a guest spot in the strip?

07-05-2013, 02:59 PM	#6712
moyogi2 ereader apprentice guru Posts: 44 Karma: 300000 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: the Great Midwest Device: Kindle 3, Sony PRS-T1, Sony 300 (so far)	Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero? He's 0 K now.

07-06-2013, 12:46 PM	#6714
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.

07-07-2013, 09:08 AM	#6715
steven522 binomial: homo legentem Posts: 1,061 Karma: 25222222 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Alabama, USA Device: iriver Story HD; Archos 80 G9	I've been accused of killing time....

07-07-2013, 07:50 PM	#6717
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,073 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Never yawn in a dog's face unless you want your tonsils licked. That's not a joke, just an observation.

07-07-2013, 08:10 PM	#6718
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	BF: Hey, we need to breakup. Sorry. GF: WHAT? WHY? :'( BF: Oh, sorry... wrong person. GF: Oh, okay... wait WHAT?

07-08-2013, 06:18 AM	#6720
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	I should have known better than to read this while drinking my coffee... At least the iPad is somewhat easy to clean!