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View Poll Results: Do you like Chocolate?
NO - The thought of it makes me queasy. 1 1.64%
NO - But I'll eat it to get at the liqueur. 2 3.28%
NO - But I will eat it to be polite when offered. 1 1.64%
YES - On special occasions. 17 27.87%
YES - Every day. 24 39.34%
YES - I would sell my body for it. 16 26.23%
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Old 01-11-2009, 05:30 PM   #136
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I have decided to break out an evil, ancient recipe for a chocolate treat and modify it. (I last used it at age 14.) With my plate on on it...
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Old 01-11-2009, 05:48 PM   #137
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I have decided to break out an evil, ancient recipe for a chocolate treat and modify it. (I last used it at age 14.) With my plate on on it...
Please divulge said recipe.
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Old 01-11-2009, 05:54 PM   #138
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You are welcome. Eat one for me!! My granddaughter has a severe allergy to peanuts, so none of that in this house!
So many people have peanut allergies these days -- I would love to share them with friends, but the cookies probably won't leave our house (not that there will be many left to share anyway!)
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Old 01-11-2009, 05:59 PM   #139
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Please divulge said recipe.
Sugary style (beaten) Hershey's fudge (I'm going to add rasberry syrup along with the vanilla). (stop the brickbacts - I didn't say it was a rare recipe, just ancient and evil....)
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Old 01-12-2009, 10:05 AM   #140
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SCENE: Late night telly watching. An after after dinner snack of a chocolate bar before us. It's opened, and found to contain, in the inevitable corporate sense of inequity, seven pieces.

Me: I'll have four

The Loved One: Why do you get four?

Me: I'm joking. I'll have three.

The Loved One: Why should you only get three?

[The Loved One requires answers, no matter which side of the bat you play the ball]

Me: Migraine. Less chance.

The Loved One: Well, maybe you shouldn't have any at all, if that's a chance.

Me: I'm willing to take that chance.

[...because I'm a rebel, who likes to live on the edge]

The Loved One: Maybe I'm not

Me: What?

The Loved One: Well, I was hoping to jump your bones in the morning...

Me: Right...

The Loved One: ...and if you have migraine...

Me: ...

Me: So, if I don't have any chocolate, I won't get migraine...?

The Loved One: Correct

Me: ...and if you don't give me any chocolate right now...?

The Loved One: Yeah...

Me: ...how do you rate your chances of jumping my bones in the morning?

The Loved One: ...

The Loved One: I think I can chop one of the pieces in half...

END SCENE


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Old 01-12-2009, 10:09 AM   #141
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Yes, but it would probably work better if you punctured one end, use a small pump to suck out the filling, and then used a syringe to file it with marmite.
A 50 cc syringe and a 10 guage needle poked through the top might work even better and disguise the tampering easier.
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Old 01-12-2009, 10:13 AM   #142
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A 50 cc syringe and a 10 guage needle poked through the top might work even better and disguise the tampering easier.
Generally speaking, you have to get the marmite to exactly the right temperature. Too hot and it melts the egg, too cold and you just can't inject the stuff.....
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Old 01-12-2009, 10:15 AM   #143
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I could probably get an infusion set from the chemo clinic. Those pumps are pretty powerful.
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Old 01-12-2009, 10:24 AM   #144
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SCENE: Late night telly watching. An after after dinner snack of a chocolate bar before us. It's opened, and found to contain, in the inevitable corporate sense of inequity, seven pieces.
Its very odd (yes odd), that a lot of packaging is done in portions indivisible by 2. There are alwasy 3 porkchops in a package, 3 chicken chicken breasts, 5 lambchops...etc. This can be a problem in a household containing 2 people.
I think it must be the aesthetics or something or some numerology thing or maybe trying to cater to the 2.5 people per household statistic (or whatever the ratio is).

A solution for your chocolate problem would be to always have 2 choclolate bars in stock, therefore an even number of pieces. You could still share your pieces with each other, and if you bought two differnent kinds of chocolate it may even be more pleasurable, although then you are eating twice the amount of chocolate and taking 2x the chance of triggering that migrane.
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Old 01-12-2009, 10:26 AM   #145
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Yes, but it would probably work better if you punctured one end, use a small pump to suck out the filling, and then used a syringe to file it with marmite.
May I suggest you use the closest available, your lips and lungs.
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Old 01-12-2009, 08:00 PM   #146
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A 50 cc syringe and a 10 guage needle poked through the top might work even better and disguise the tampering easier.
That is approximately what I had to suggest, the Ukrainian way to prepare Easter eggs or Pysanka. Two pinpricks and a blow.
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The Nestle site has a page devoted to their other chocolate bars - top billing goes to Caramac.
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