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Old 05-25-2010, 10:40 AM   #46
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so this was the first trip with the titanium knee. not only did I get the super dooper scanner, I was then wanded and then patted down. they asked if I wanted to do it in a private room. I told them not on your life!!!! (if I'm going to be buggered over by the TSA, I want EVERYONE watching!)
oh oh [jumping up and down, waving hand in the air] me, me, I wanna watch....
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:42 AM   #47
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Reminds me of the incident of Dianna Ross at Heathrow - had so much metal on her jumpsuit she had to be patted down.
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oh oh [jumping up and down, waving hand in the air] me, me, I wanna watch....
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Reminds me of the incident of Dianna Ross at Heathrow - had so much metal on her jumpsuit she had to be patted down.
it's more of a stroke actually
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:46 AM   #49
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The "stroke" Ross gave back to the security guard was more of a bitch slap!
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The "stroke" Ross gave back to the security guard was more of a bitch slap!
hmmmm well they tell you everything they are going to do before they do it so there are no surprises!
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I had a run-in with airport security - and nearly got strip searched. I had emptied my pockets, taken off my belt, glasses, etc. - but was still setting off the metal detector. They asked if I had surgical implants, pins, etc - but I don't. I was standing there in the middle of the area, shoeless and with my pants pockets turned out - still registering positive. The guard in fatigues carrying a rifle was heading over to us. It wasn't looking good for me. Then I finally realized the problem. I have tremendous sinus problems when I fly, so I always carried Sudafed with me. I had one Sudafed tablet in its plastic bubble with a foil back on it jammed in the corner of my shirt pocket. A square of foil 2 mm by 2 mm was setting off the sensor! Once this was located & removed all went dandy! But it was quite unsettling to see an armed guard unslinging his rifle and coming towards you.
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yeah, the wands are MUCH more sensitive than the walk through scanner. every little metal bit on a bra registers, and they have to pat down any place that beeps. lots of boobie strokes
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what a sad comment on the part of the TSA guy. but it is indeed true, not a lot of upward mobility in that job.

I forgot to mention! I had picked up a couple of packs of matches (didn't even know that anyone set them out anymore!) at one of the places we were at. I had forgotten and left them in my purse. even with all of the increased scrutiny and so on.... they weren't found
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One example of "ogling our privates..."
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Reminds me of the incident of Dianna Ross at Heathrow - had so much metal on her jumpsuit she had to be patted down.
Yeah, if I'd been in security that would have been my excuse!
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Yeah, if I'd been in security that would have been my excuse!
Just itchin' for a "wardrobe malfunction", aint'cha?
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it's more of a stroke actually
Now that sounds much more enjoyable for all concerned.

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...every little metal bit on a bra registers, and they have to pat down any place that beeps. lots of boobie strokes
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You've got it backwards - that's a private oogling, not oogling privates
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Just itchin' for a "wardrobe malfunction", aint'cha?
When you have a pug, they happen all the time. Norton thinks it's the funniest thing in the world to pull my pants down.

Blasted bat-faced bull-dog wannabe!
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how the hell are you wearing your pants that the pug can get them down!?
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