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Old 06-03-2010, 01:23 PM   #46
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Old 06-03-2010, 02:03 PM   #47
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
Never heard that one before...I like it. You can use it on me anytime you like
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Old 06-03-2010, 03:04 PM   #48
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I believe strongly in sex before marriage, and based on the way you dress, I think you concur.

I'm so attracted to you, that I am willing to waive the prenup.

Wanna get divorced? Let's get married first.

Would you prefer to be called a MILF or a Cougar mom?

Are you in the oil business? Because, you sure are slick, Grace.

Can I buy you a ginger ale? I'm a fan of anyone named Ginger, including Lynn, Rogers, and Spice.
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