Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day - Page 442

pdurrant · 06-09-2013, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

Take my advice. When a girl says “Do whatever you want,” do NOT do whatever you want.

That reminded me of this one.

Fbone · 06-10-2013, 03:27 PM

Were you that annoying kid in class who constantly reminded the teacher that we had homework?

Fbone · 06-11-2013, 03:57 PM

The creative adult is the child who survived.

samhy · 06-12-2013, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

The creative adult is the child who survived.

Exactly! As Antoine de Saint Exupéry said

Quote:

All grown-ups were once children... but only few of them remember it.

yvanleterrible · 06-12-2013, 06:11 AM

I've spent my childhood running after a ball,
My adolescence having a ball,
And my married life chained to a ball.
But I keep on rolling...

HomeInMyShoes · 06-12-2013, 10:41 AM

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

Fbone · 06-12-2013, 01:29 PM

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

orlok · 06-13-2013, 06:01 AM

"Grab a plate and throw it on the floor."
"Okay, done."
"Did it break?"
"Yes."
"Now say sorry to it."
"Sorry."
"Did it go back to how it was before?"
"No."
"Now do you understand?"

Fbone · 06-13-2013, 08:54 PM

"Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 30 minute flute solo."

5thWiggle · 06-14-2013, 09:39 AM

Than you for calling our free support line. Your call is very important to us. While you wait, please enjoy the music our resident Accordian/Banjo/Bagpipe trio.

orlok · 06-14-2013, 01:26 PM

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician are having lunch at an outdoor café. Across the street, they see two people entering a building. A little while later they see three people exiting the building.

The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."

The physicist says, "There must have been some experimental error."

After a few minutes of thought, the mathematician remarks, "You know, if one more person walks into that building, it'll be empty."

HomeInMyShoes · 06-14-2013, 01:29 PM

^Haha. I posted that one or a derivative of it previously. I always liked it. Science makes good humour. At least for a geek like me.

orlok · 06-14-2013, 02:54 PM

^ missed it, sorry.

orlok · 06-14-2013, 02:55 PM

Fbone · 06-14-2013, 05:16 PM

At my last job interview, I told my interviewer that I plan to give 110%. Unfortunately, I was applying to be a statistician.

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06-10-2013, 03:27 PM	#6617
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Were you that annoying kid in class who constantly reminded the teacher that we had homework?

06-11-2013, 03:57 PM	#6618
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	The creative adult is the child who survived.

06-12-2013, 06:11 AM	#6620
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	I've spent my childhood running after a ball, My adolescence having a ball, And my married life chained to a ball. But I keep on rolling...

06-12-2013, 10:41 AM	#6621
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

06-12-2013, 01:29 PM	#6622
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

06-13-2013, 06:01 AM	#6623
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	"Grab a plate and throw it on the floor." "Okay, done." "Did it break?" "Yes." "Now say sorry to it." "Sorry." "Did it go back to how it was before?" "No." "Now do you understand?"

06-13-2013, 08:54 PM	#6624
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	"Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 30 minute flute solo."

06-14-2013, 09:39 AM	#6625
5thWiggle Benevolent Evil Lord Posts: 1,704 Karma: 48339466 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Evil Canada (We all have goatees!) Device: Galaxy Note 8.0, Galaxy Note, iPad Mini, PocketEdge(retired)	Than you for calling our free support line. Your call is very important to us. While you wait, please enjoy the music our resident Accordian/Banjo/Bagpipe trio.

06-14-2013, 01:26 PM	#6626
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician are having lunch at an outdoor café. Across the street, they see two people entering a building. A little while later they see three people exiting the building. The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The physicist says, "There must have been some experimental error." After a few minutes of thought, the mathematician remarks, "You know, if one more person walks into that building, it'll be empty."

06-14-2013, 01:29 PM	#6627
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	^Haha. I posted that one or a derivative of it previously. I always liked it. Science makes good humour. At least for a geek like me.

06-14-2013, 02:54 PM	#6628
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"	^ missed it, sorry.

06-14-2013, 02:55 PM	#6629
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"

06-14-2013, 05:16 PM	#6630
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,189 Karma: 100500000 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	At my last job interview, I told my interviewer that I plan to give 110%. Unfortunately, I was applying to be a statistician.