03-21-2013, 05:55 PM | #6286 |
Is that a sandwich?
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You don’t have to worry about zombies because zombies only eat brains.
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03-21-2013, 06:22 PM | #6287 |
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03-22-2013, 01:20 PM | #6288 |
Is that a sandwich?
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of the amazing relationship I have with my bed.
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03-23-2013, 08:50 AM | #6289 |
Close to the Edit!
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My wife is going to the hair salon today.
For the next few hours I'll be practising my reaction. |
03-23-2013, 10:00 AM | #6290 |
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03-23-2013, 10:06 AM | #6291 |
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03-23-2013, 05:24 PM | #6292 |
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Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.
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03-24-2013, 04:39 PM | #6293 |
Is that a sandwich?
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My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.
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03-24-2013, 08:57 PM | #6294 |
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Luck is like a fart; the more you try to force it, the higher the risk that shit happens.
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03-25-2013, 02:13 PM | #6295 |
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True love lasts a lifetime? Explain my empty bowl of ice cream.
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03-25-2013, 04:18 PM | #6296 |
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03-26-2013, 02:24 PM | #6297 |
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A woman walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a double entendre, please".
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03-26-2013, 02:26 PM | #6298 |
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Knock Knock
Who's there? To To who? To whom! |
03-26-2013, 02:37 PM | #6299 |
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iF ShE sTilL wRitES LiKE ThiS sHe iS tOo yOunG FOr YoU BrO.
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03-26-2013, 04:01 PM | #6300 |
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