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Old 05-30-2010, 10:17 PM   #16
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Well, better your leg than..... were you serious about wanting to double your dating chances??


I tried that thinking the same thing...but instead I just started getting turned down by both genders.


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I have never once met her aunt Flo.
what? does she have a menstrual hut?
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Old 05-30-2010, 10:47 PM   #18
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Not certain what all that means kitty.

All I know is what she tells me.
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:39 PM   #19
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Well, better your leg than..... were you serious about wanting to double your dating chances??

No, just doing a take off on the old Woody Allen line about how being bisexual "doubles your chance of a date on Saturday night."

I'm pretty sure I remember hearing him say it in an old movie of his, but I can't track it down.

Can anyone help me source this? I just spent over an hour on the Internet trying to track it down. The vast majority of so-called "Quotation" pages are just gossip. They give no source.
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No, just doing a take off on the old Woody Allen line about how being bisexual "doubles your chance of a date on Saturday night."

I'm pretty sure I remember hearing him say it in an old movie of his, but I can't track it down.

Can anyone help me source this? I just spent over an hour on the Internet trying to track it down. The vast majority of so-called "Quotation" pages are just gossip. They give no source.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
Woody Allen


edit: found the quote easy enough...looking for sources now.

edit2: No direct link to a source found on over 20 sites that have the quote.

The quote is a famous quote of his. It does not show up on the woody Allen famous movie quote pages I visited. I believe that he said it probably during one of his stand up routines. Tomorrow I will give it some more time.
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edit: found the quote easy enough...looking for sources now.

edit2: No direct link to a source found on over 20 sites that have the quote.

The quote is a famous quote of his. It does not show up on the woody Allen famous movie quote pages I visited. I believe that he said it probably during one of his stand up routines. Tomorrow I will give it some more time.
A couple of sites give New York Times 1 December 1975 as the source, but I don't have access to those archives, and I'm pretty certain that I remember him saying it in one of his films. Annie Hall, maybe?
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Not certain what all that means kitty.

All I know is what she tells me.
Yeah, well, some people just don't want to acknowledge the truth, even when it's staring them in the face.
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erm...we been together for 14 years. Only time I dont see her is the last week of each month when she goes away for a week to visit her aunt I have never seen.
And every time she comes back relaxed, talks a little by herself. Maybe she giggles without reason.

Good. Her aunt eh? Good.
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Spring is here and love is in the air. Here are some guaranteed "ice-breakers" to help you single folks out. (disclaimer: I am not responsible for any slaps in the face or butt whoopings received)
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

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