07-21-2008, 10:52 AM | #106 |
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How many football players (American) does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-two. One to hold the light bulb and twentyone to turn the house. |
07-21-2008, 10:53 AM | #107 |
Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny. |
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07-21-2008, 10:59 AM | #108 |
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07-21-2008, 07:36 PM | #109 |
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My dyslexic friend told me this one:
So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra... |
07-21-2008, 07:37 PM | #110 |
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Another joke from another buddy:
So, two muffins are in an oven, one of them says "Whew! It's hot in here!" The other one screams "AHH! A talking muffin!!!" |
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07-21-2008, 08:06 PM | #112 |
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How do you get down off an elephant?
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07-21-2008, 08:07 PM | #113 |
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07-21-2008, 08:07 PM | #114 |
Holy S**T!!!
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07-21-2008, 08:08 PM | #115 |
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oh FINE !!!!
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07-21-2008, 08:09 PM | #116 |
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07-21-2008, 08:10 PM | #117 |
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all right, i won't hold it against you (this time) if you tell another joke.
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07-21-2008, 08:17 PM | #118 |
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I didn't write the answer because I figured people would either know it from their childhood(*), or they'd be looking for the duck anyway.
(*) I use this term with irony. I like to think I have enough intelligence to at least pass all the usual school examinations...and yet, for some reason, even though told this joke in Kindergarten, I didn't "get" it until I was 17 years old. I would just laugh a little if ever I heard it, and think to myself, "This must be one of those "man with a stoat through his head"-type silly nonsense jokes. Sometimes I think there's a large fracture running through my mind, and more specifically through some pretty basic, old and well-established switch-centres. Call it "the Idiot Gap". Cheers, Marc |
07-21-2008, 08:19 PM | #119 |
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"man with a stoat through his head" ??? what ??? ooh, tell THAT joke !!!
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07-21-2008, 08:20 PM | #120 |
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Number 1 - Roy Rogers is out hunting mountain lions with friends. The first day - nothing so they camp for the night. Next morning they wake to find that a mountain lion had entered the camp in the night and chewed up Roy's new cowboy boots. He digs out an old pair and they continue hunting. Eventually they do kill a lion. One of Roy's friends goes over to the lion and says " enter punch line here".
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