Greetings bookworms, its the new guy!

[insomniacsdream]

how is everyone doin tonight, my name is G-man from South Carolina and I will be your captain this evening. if you look to your left you will see whatever happens to be to your left at this moment, and if you look to your right, you will see that flake of dandruff on your shoulder... serves you right buying shampoo at the dollarstore ya cheapskate!!

seriously though, im new to the site and hope to have a good time here.

... hopefully im not the only basketcase here or im gonna be lonely..

*P.S. for all future references, i am a sarcastic, funloving character that enjoys letting my thoughts wander just slightly off topic on occasion, so if you are annoyed or offended by me just get over it... or learn to love it... or ignore it...

*P.P.S. by the time you read this sentence you will be too far in to stop reading even though it has absolutely no point.

[MickeyC]

Hi G-man and welcome to MobileRead. If you wander off topic, you'll get along fine here especially in the Lounge and Conservatory

[Dr. Drib]

Originally Posted by insomniacsdream

how is everyone doin tonight, my name is G-man from South Carolina and I will be your captain this evening. if you look to your left you will see whatever happens to be to your left at this moment, and if you look to your right, you will see that flake of dandruff on your shoulder... serves you right buying shampoo at the dollarstore ya cheapskate!!

seriously though, im new to the site and hope to have a good time here.

... hopefully im not the only basketcase here or im gonna be lonely..

*P.S. for all future references, i am a sarcastic, funloving character that enjoys letting my thoughts wander just slightly off topic on occasion, so if you are annoyed or offended by me just get over it... or learn to love it... or ignore it...

*P.P.S. by the time you read this sentence you will be too far in to stop reading even though it has absolutely no point.

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Don

[GraceKrispy]

haha, you're in good company here. You might have a run for your money as far as basketcases go....

Welcome to the forum!