10-21-2012, 02:34 PM | #5506 |
Is that a sandwich?
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When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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10-22-2012, 01:54 PM | #5507 |
Is that a sandwich?
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You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes!
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10-23-2012, 10:07 AM | #5508 |
Bah, humbug!
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10-23-2012, 10:13 AM | #5509 |
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I still don't get it, but it's been a while since I saw Jurassic Park.
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10-23-2012, 10:31 AM | #5510 |
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10-23-2012, 10:58 AM | #5511 |
FUBAR!
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10-23-2012, 11:15 AM | #5512 |
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10-23-2012, 12:00 PM | #5513 |
temp. out of service
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Let's just say it was one of the off topic posts...
The topic says: Add a good joke (...)" |
10-23-2012, 12:12 PM | #5514 |
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It's not a bad joke just because some of us didn't get it
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10-23-2012, 04:39 PM | #5515 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Two dogs are walking down the street, one says, "Wait a minute" and then crosses the road. He sniffs around a fire hydrant and returns. The other dog says, "What was that all about?" The first dog replies, "Just checking my messages!"
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10-24-2012, 04:01 AM | #5516 |
Close to the Edit!
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I've hired Keith Richards to assassinate David Crosby and Roger McGuinn.
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10-24-2012, 04:03 AM | #5517 |
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Ohhh, but this time I got it
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10-24-2012, 03:36 PM | #5518 |
Publishers are evil!
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What's the difference between Keith Richards and a Scotsman?
Keith Richards says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." The Scotsman says, "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe." |
10-24-2012, 03:44 PM | #5519 |
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These jokes are baaahd.
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10-24-2012, 04:34 PM | #5520 |
Is that a sandwich?
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My wife said to bring the magic back in our relationship. So I disappeared!
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