Register Guidelines E-Books Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Go Back   MobileRead Forums > Non-English Discussions > Deutsches Forum > Lounge

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 06-07-2010, 01:39 PM   #1
netseeker
sleepless reader
netseeker ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.netseeker ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.netseeker ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.netseeker ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.netseeker ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.netseeker ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.netseeker ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.netseeker ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.netseeker ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.netseeker ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.netseeker ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
netseeker's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,770
Karma: 615335
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Germany, near Stuttgart
Device: Sony PRS-505, PB 360° & 302, nook wi-fi, Kindle 3
Wink 2040 - wie der Boom der Tablets und Lesegeräte endet

Ok, bin heute schräg drauf. Also bitte nicht zu ernst nehmen...

<Humoristische Fiktion>
2040. In der weltweit einzigen Einzelhandelskette "eiSchtoor" existiert nur noch ein Produkt: Das lebenslang funktionsfähige "eiJunivörschel". Dieses Wundergerät wird nach dem Kauf auf die Haut gelegt und implantiert sich innerhalb Millisekunden selbst. Andere Konsumgüter gibt es nicht mehr, Personalausweis und Sozialversicherungskarte wurden abgeschafft. Entweder hat man ein "eiJunivörschel" und erlangt damit den Bürgerstatus "eimHier" oder man hat keins und existiert defacto nicht. Leute ohne Bürgerstatus werden auch "eiKennDichNich" genannt.

Nährstoffe werden direkt aus dem Universalgerät ins Blut gebeamt, Kleidung wurde dank der 1a Holografietechnik "eimNackichAberManKannsNichtSehen" überflüssig. Die Menschheit - nun gut zumindest der Teil mit "eimHier-Status" - ist universalversorgt und glücklich.

Natürlich liefert das "eiJunivörschel" auch Lesestoff. Der auf dem Mond untergebrachte Zentralrechner "eiDenkeFürDieDoofenMenschen" generiert rund um die Uhr neue Inhalte. Diese werden von den "eiJunivörschels" direkt an den Sehnerv des Lesers gesendet. Die beliebteste Erzählung ist die Endlosreihe "eiDasTxtrtNich". Sie handelt von einer Gruppe "eiKennDichNichs", die tief unter dem ehemaligen Berlin noch immer versucht ein ursprünglich für 2009 angekündigtes, antik anmutendes Lesegerät fertigzustellen. Die urkomische Gruppe scheitert dabei immer wieder aus den unwahrscheinlichsten und witzigsten Gründen.

Ende.
</Humoristische Fiktion>

Die Idee kam mir durch K-Thoms Post hier, einen heutigen Läster-Tweet von txtr über das iPad sowie die aktuelle Apple-Keynote.

Last edited by netseeker; 06-07-2010 at 06:55 PM. Reason: Fixed a typo..
netseeker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 01:41 PM   #2
mtravellerh
book creator
mtravellerh ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.mtravellerh ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.mtravellerh ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.mtravellerh ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.mtravellerh ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.mtravellerh ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.mtravellerh ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.mtravellerh ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.mtravellerh ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.mtravellerh ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.mtravellerh ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
mtravellerh's Avatar
 
Posts: 9,613
Karma: 1620342
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
Device: PB360°
mtravellerh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2010, 03:03 PM   #3
beachwanderer
Wizard
beachwanderer ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.beachwanderer ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.beachwanderer ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.beachwanderer ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.beachwanderer ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.beachwanderer ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.beachwanderer ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.beachwanderer ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.beachwanderer ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.beachwanderer ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.beachwanderer ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
beachwanderer's Avatar
 
Posts: 1,809
Karma: 3803472
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: At the Baltic Sea
Device: Some
Sehr schön.

Dir auch nen schönen Abend.
beachwanderer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2010, 11:24 AM   #4
ravenne
Wizard
ravenne ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ravenne ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ravenne ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ravenne ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ravenne ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ravenne ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ravenne ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ravenne ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ravenne ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ravenne ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ravenne ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
ravenne's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,916
Karma: 1840619
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Munich, Germany
Device: Kindle PW, PocketBook 360°, Cybook Gen3, iPad mini
Super, netseeker! Bitte mehr davon. Und ich hätte gerne, was du hattest.
ravenne is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2010, 03:49 PM   #5
Marc_liest
Early Adopter
Marc_liest ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Marc_liest ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Marc_liest ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Marc_liest ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Marc_liest ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Marc_liest ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Marc_liest ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Marc_liest ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Marc_liest ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Marc_liest ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Marc_liest ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Marc_liest's Avatar
 
Posts: 3,107
Karma: 3344560
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: hier und da
Device: einige
eiwaseityp der netseeker
Marc_liest is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Wie kann aus Dateinamen der Titel der PDF Datei erzeugen? Dringend! Shyne Erste Hilfe 2 06-06-2010 05:40 PM
Onyx Wie ist der Onyx Boox mit multilanguage? rias Andere Lesegeräte 0 03-25-2010 10:28 AM
Der Luftpirat und sein lenkbares Luftschiff und andere alte Serien netseeker E-Books 220 03-16-2010 10:09 AM
[360] Wie wird der Deckel befestigt? HermannKoeller PocketBook 14 03-09-2010 04:20 PM
Children Andersen, Hans Christian - Der kleine und der grosse Klaus - german v1 09. Mai 2009 Insider ePub Books 0 05-09-2009 06:06 AM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:20 PM.


MobileRead.com is a privately owned, operated and funded community.