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Old 06-03-2010, 08:02 AM   #46
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If I was a chicken, this would be my fortune:

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Astrological Chickens
Zodiacal Influence on Chicken Crossing Behaviour

ARIES (March 21 to April 19):
Chickens born under the sign of Aries are natural leaders possessing a pioneering determined spirit, who wish to make their mark on the world. They cross the road to assert themselves and seek action, daring and adventure.

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But since I am a people, it is:

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You'll be thrilled all the way down to your toenails this week when electrodes are planted in the appropriate pleasure centers of your brain.
(Source: The Onion)

Gives me something to look forward to this week!
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Old 06-03-2010, 08:09 AM   #47
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If I was a chicken, this would be my fortune:

But since I am a people, it is:

(Source: The Onion)

Gives me something to look forward to this week!
I am aries also.

I am purer because my birthday is closer to APR 1st than yours is.
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:03 AM   #49
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:04 AM   #50
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:14 AM   #51
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:18 AM   #52
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Uh . . . NOPE

(I never had relations with ANY of them.)
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:30 AM   #54
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(I never had relations with ANY of them.)

would madam kindly explain the use of the word "relations" ....
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:41 AM   #55
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would madam kindly explain the use of the word "relations" ....


1. an existing connection; a significant association between or among things: the relation between cause and effect.

2. relations,

a. the various connections between peoples, countries, etc.: foreign relations.

b. the various connections in which persons are brought together: business and social relations.

c. sexual intercourse.

3. the mode or kind of connection between one person and another, between an individual and god, etc.

4. connection between persons by blood or marriage.

5. a person who is related by blood or marriage; relative: his wife's relations.

6. the act of relating, narrating, or telling; narration.

7. Law. a principle whereby effect is given to an act done at one time as if it had been done at a previous time.

8. Mathematics.

a. a property that associates two quantities in a definite order, as equality or inequality.

b. a single- or multiple-valued function.



Including, but not limited to, ALL of the above.

I never even saw the movie.
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c. sexual intercourse.
You mean like boinking?
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:18 AM   #57
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