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Old 05-19-2010, 06:46 PM   #1
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:02 PM   #2
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May I ask why ardeegee?
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Maybe because you have created three separate threads trying to sell your book. There is a thread dedicated to that in the Deals/Freebies forum.

You are spamming.
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Maybe because you have created three separate threads trying to sell your book. There is a thread dedicated to that in the Deals/Freebies forum.

You are spamming.
Oh sorry, I didn't realise. Will keep my posts in there!
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Maybe because you have created three separate threads trying to sell your book. There is a thread dedicated to that in the Deals/Freebies forum.
Yep, there's that. Also, the question itself.
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Yep, there's that. Also, the question itself.
You don't like funny, poignant or modern books? Well, how about I rephrase it to read, would you like to read an exciting new work of literary fiction?
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