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Old 06-06-2014, 07:55 PM   #2461
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*ignites the rocket-engine-esque burner under the enormous pot of water Poohbear is paddling through*
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Old 06-06-2014, 08:25 PM   #2462
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OHHHH .... is this a hot springs? I see steam rising, and bubbles ..... and CARROTS!

*chicken jumps out of melting canoe onto the shore of a deserted island in the middle of the lake*

Whew! That was close! But now I'm safe - I took the only canoe.
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Old 06-07-2014, 12:11 PM   #2463
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*Narrator's Voice (ala "Rocky And Bullwinkle") Is Heard Saying:*

Unbeknownst to our intrepid chicken, the island he has landed on is home of the Galliform Consumption Society. It is a group devoted to find better and more tasty ways to prepare chicken.

In the distance, our heroic chicken sees a massive coop. Approaching the coop, he sees that it contains thousands of fully grown chickens.

Suddenly, an alarm sounds and an announcement is heard: Attention! Free chicken detected! Free chicken detected!

A large number of roving robots appear and begin seeking out their target...

Will PoohBear escape?

Will PoohBear end up a meal on the Galliform Consumption Society Table?
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Old 06-07-2014, 12:41 PM   #2464
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*chicken changes channel on his TV and is now located on Gilligan's Island*
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Old 06-07-2014, 01:32 PM   #2465
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*chicken changes channel on his TV and is now located on Gilligan's Island*
Are you sure that's a wise idea? It has been years since the Castaways have seen a chicken or had a chicken dinner, then you appear. What do you think the result will be?
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Old 06-07-2014, 06:16 PM   #2466
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Regardless, the island will soon melt into the soup!
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Old 06-07-2014, 08:11 PM   #2467
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*chicken builds a chicken sized raft from the remnants of the Minnow & sails safely back to the mainland, leaving the boiling sea behind*

Whew! Now to rejoin my friends for a nice whole grain snack.
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Old 06-08-2014, 12:49 AM   #2468
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*A moment later Poohbear runs into the giant, encircling metal wall that is the side of the pot*
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Old 06-08-2014, 11:54 AM   #2469
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CLANG! Ouch! That hurt!

A giant metal wall, eh?

*flip, flip, flip* Ah - placing an order for ACME suction cup shoes - delivered by drone of course.
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Old 06-08-2014, 12:35 PM   #2470
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Did we mention that it's a nonstick pot?
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Old 06-08-2014, 12:43 PM   #2471
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*sends in a skyhook helicopter to extract pooh from the "pot"*
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Old 06-08-2014, 01:15 PM   #2472
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*Helicopter is unable to fly through the rising steam of the pot and has to turn back*
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Old 06-08-2014, 01:22 PM   #2473
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*rising steam wafts the tiny chicken above the pot, where red's helicopter safely scoops him aboard to safety*
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Old 06-08-2014, 06:31 PM   #2474
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Dylrob - next time put the lid on.
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Old 06-08-2014, 08:34 PM   #2475
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Wasn't that pot a little overkill? I mean, supposing you cooked a chicken would you even be able to taste it?
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