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Old 02-24-2014, 01:39 PM   #7561
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The Survivor

One balmy day in the South Pacific, a navy ship espied smoke coming from one of three huts on an uncharted island.

Upon arriving at the shore they were met by a shipwreck survivor. He said, "I'm so glad you're here! I've been alone on this island for more than five years!"

The captain replied, "If you're all alone on the island why do I see THREE huts."

The survivor said, "Oh. We'll, I live in one, and go to church in another."

"But what about the THIRD hut?" asked the captain.

"That's where I USED to go to church."
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Old 02-24-2014, 09:03 PM   #7562
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Old 02-25-2014, 06:04 AM   #7563
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If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made,

bring me one from 2024....
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Old 02-25-2014, 06:57 AM   #7564
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2024 BC? It might be dry...
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Old 02-26-2014, 07:30 PM   #7565
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Old 02-26-2014, 08:53 PM   #7566
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Old 02-27-2014, 03:19 PM   #7567
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The award winning entry at an essay competition involving the elements of sex, mystery, religion and royalty:

"My God!", said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?!"
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Old 02-27-2014, 05:29 PM   #7568
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I was listening to my daughter practice her violin.

"I wish that I was like Beethoven," I said to her.

"I didn't know you had any musical ambitions, " she replied.

"I don't, " I said. " He was deaf."
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Old 02-28-2014, 07:25 PM   #7569
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Old 02-28-2014, 10:04 PM   #7570
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Old 03-01-2014, 04:35 PM   #7571
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Old 03-02-2014, 11:13 PM   #7572
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Old 03-03-2014, 09:49 PM   #7573
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Old 03-04-2014, 08:10 PM   #7574
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"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the Divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
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This morning, my friend Christian, who's a teacher, started conducting assessment on their 3-yr.old students. He showed them this picture from Google.



Teacher: Where can we get this tomato, from plant or animal?
Student: Animal
Teacher: Huh?! From what animal? (he went with it lol)
Student with a smile: Giraffe!

In teacher's mind: Hey! I did not teach that! Hahaha
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