Silliness Corrupt-A-Topic (anymore off-topic and it would be on-topic) - Page 10

RWood · 10-19-2008, 05:45 PM

"My that was fast!" said Tom Swiftly.

astrodad · 10-19-2008, 06:46 PM

I wonder when people will start lining up for "The Wizarding World of Harry Potter" at Universal Studios Islands of Adventure?

RWood · 10-19-2008, 08:13 PM

210 MTV
211 MTV2
212 MTV U
213 MTV Jams
214 MTV Hits
216 Fuse
217 VH1
218 VH1 Classic
219 VH1 Soul
220 BET Jazz
221 CMT
222 CMT Pure Country
223 Great American Country
224 Gospel Music Channel
225 BET Gospel
228 MobileRead Channel
229 Soundtrack Channel

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-19-2008, 10:52 PM

Be on the lookout for a really cool sci-fi keyfob to go with my Kingmax tiny USB key. The little holder that looks like South Park's Kenny is really lame.

RickyMaveety · 10-19-2008, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Be on the lookout for a really cool sci-fi keyfob to go with my Kingmax tiny USB key. The little holder that looks like South Park's Kenny is really lame.

NatCh and I both have key chain fobs that blink our names out with solar power. That's pretty cool ....

RWood · 10-19-2008, 11:06 PM

They shoot horses (and armadillos too)

RickyMaveety · 10-20-2008, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWood

They shoot horses (and armadillos too)

Nobody shoots the armadillo!!! NOBODY!!

Did you guys know that my entire yard is currently being torn up by a horde of armadillos?? Betcha didn't know that. Did ya??

You'd think they'd give their primary spokesperson a little bit of a courtesy lawn bypass ... but noooooooo.

desertgrandma · 10-20-2008, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

Nobody shoots the armadillo!!! NOBODY!!

Did you guys know that my entire yard is currently being torn up by a horde of armadillos?? Betcha didn't know that. Did ya??

You'd think they'd give their primary spokesperson a little bit of a courtesy lawn bypass ... but noooooooo.

Never mind, RM, the cats got yer back! Just roll up in a little ball and I'll scratch their eyes out!

radioflyertoo · 10-20-2008, 07:36 AM

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
> 1 Coffee Mug
> 4 Tablespoons Flour (that's plain flour, not self-rising flour)
> 4 Tablespoons Sugar
> 2 Tablespoons baking Cocoa
> 1 Egg
> 3 Tablespoons Milk
> 3 Tablespoons Oil
> Small splash of Vanilla
>
> 3 Tablespoons Chocolate Chips (optional)
> Some Nuts (optional)
>
> Add dry ingredients to mug and mix well.
> Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
> Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
> Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla and mix again.
> Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes on high.
>
> The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed !!!
>
> Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
>
> EAT !!! (this can serve 2 if you want to share !!! )
>
> And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?
>
> Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from Chocolate Cake
> at any time of the day or night !!!

montsnmags · 10-20-2008, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

...
> Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from Chocolate Cake
> at any time of the day or night !!!

Best...post...EVER!!!

The Skwerl · 10-20-2008, 08:14 AM

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil, Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski and his partner Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in. He explained. As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr.Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Thus breaking his nose."
ARMAGEDDON !!!!!

RWood · 10-20-2008, 09:39 AM

one bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-20-2008, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWood

one bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch

...of girls?

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Skwerl

As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough.

My kind of safe word.

radioflyertoo · 10-20-2008, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Best...post...EVER!!!

Why thank you kind sir.

desertgrandma · 10-20-2008, 10:52 AM

Slice of yummy chocolate turtle cake, anyone?

10-19-2008, 05:45 PM	#136
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,237 Karma: 148834 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	"My that was fast!" said Tom Swiftly. __________________ We've all gotten crazier to keep from going sane.

10-19-2008, 08:13 PM	#138
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,237 Karma: 148834 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	210 MTV 211 MTV2 212 MTV U 213 MTV Jams 214 MTV Hits 216 Fuse 217 VH1 218 VH1 Classic 219 VH1 Soul 220 BET Jazz 221 CMT 222 CMT Pure Country 223 Great American Country 224 Gospel Music Channel 225 BET Gospel 228 MobileRead Channel 229 Soundtrack Channel __________________ We've all gotten crazier to keep from going sane.

10-19-2008, 11:06 PM	#141
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,237 Karma: 148834 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	They shoot horses (and armadillos too) __________________ We've all gotten crazier to keep from going sane.

10-20-2008, 07:36 AM	#144
radioflyertoo Hog Rider Posts: 266 Karma: 1581 Join Date: May 2008 Location: eastern PA. Device: HTC 7501	Most dangerous Chocolate Cake Recipe 5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE > 1 Coffee Mug > 4 Tablespoons Flour (that's plain flour, not self-rising flour) > 4 Tablespoons Sugar > 2 Tablespoons baking Cocoa > 1 Egg > 3 Tablespoons Milk > 3 Tablespoons Oil > Small splash of Vanilla > > 3 Tablespoons Chocolate Chips (optional) > Some Nuts (optional) > > Add dry ingredients to mug and mix well. > Add the egg and mix thoroughly. > Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. > Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla and mix again. > Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes on high. > > The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed !!! > > Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. > > EAT !!! (this can serve 2 if you want to share !!! ) > > And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world? > > Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from Chocolate Cake > at any time of the day or night !!! __________________ Bob Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein. Time Flies Like an arrow, fruit flies like banana - Groucho Marx

10-20-2008, 08:14 AM	#146
The Skwerl Super Skwerl Posts: 94 Karma: 200 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Greeneville, TN Device: Sony 500	"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil, Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his partner Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in. He explained. As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him. At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr.Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Thus breaking his nose." ARMAGEDDON !!!!! __________________ I'm The Skwerl , Love Ya Mean It.

10-19-2008, 06:46 PM	#137
astrodad Guru Posts: 923 Karma: 567366 Join Date: Dec 2007 Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad, iPhone 4, Kindle Fire	I wonder when people will start lining up for "The Wizarding World of Harry Potter" at Universal Studios Islands of Adventure?

10-19-2008, 10:52 PM	#139
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,482 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Be on the lookout for a really cool sci-fi keyfob to go with my Kingmax tiny USB key. The little holder that looks like South Park's Kenny is really lame.

10-20-2008, 09:39 AM	#147
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,237 Karma: 148834 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	one bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch __________________ We've all gotten crazier to keep from going sane.

10-20-2008, 10:52 AM	#150
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