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Old 10-17-2008, 01:02 AM   #121
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Old 10-17-2008, 02:45 AM   #122
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Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.
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Old 10-17-2008, 11:03 AM   #123
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Old 10-17-2008, 11:34 AM   #124
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Q: NAICS - What are they, and where do I find them?
A: Beginning in 1997, the North American Industry Classification System (NAICS) codes began replacing SIC codes. This six-digit code is a major revision that not only provides codes for newer industries, but also reorganizes the categories on a production/process-oriented basis.

The NAICS system was developed jointly by the U.S. Census Bureau in cooperation with the U.S. Economic Classification Policy Committee, Statistics Canada, and Mexico’s Institutio Nacional de Estadistica, Geografia, e Informatics. This new, uniform, industry-wide classification system has been designed as the index for statistical reporting of all economic activities of the U.S., Canada, and Mexico.

Within your CCR Registration, you can enter or update this data field on the "Goods and Services" page. On this page, you will find a link to the NAICS search page within the Census Bureau’s web site. This search page allows you to search by keyword for the appropriate NAICS codes for your organization.
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Old 10-17-2008, 02:27 PM   #125
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:08 PM   #126
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he's a demon on wheels!
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone!
He's gaining on ya so you better look alive,
he's busy revvin' up the powerful Mach 5!
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Old 10-17-2008, 03:39 PM   #127
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Old 10-17-2008, 07:57 PM   #128
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Old 10-18-2008, 02:12 AM   #129
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It's almost time for a Gin & Tonic. Or maybe just a gin so one cab grin.
Hey, radioflyertoo, I'm actually currently drinking a large gin-and-tonic (it's in a pint glass), listening to Augie March's One Crowded Hour, which contains the wonderful lyric:

There's nothing there, it's like eating air
It's like drinking gin with nothing else in
And that doesn't hold me together.

I've got to hold it together though - I'm going out in a couple of hours, walking down the hill to have burgers on the beach. It won't do to be tripping over every twelve steps.

Cheers,
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Old 10-18-2008, 06:38 AM   #130
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Old 10-19-2008, 09:28 AM   #131
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Old 10-19-2008, 09:56 AM   #132
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In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.



In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.

In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.
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Old 10-19-2008, 04:28 PM   #133
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THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. - Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.
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